Posted on 03/27/2008 10:15:15 AM PDT by kingattax
COLUMBIA, S.C. -- Exotic dancers would have to stay six feet from strip club customers and those businesses would have to close at midnight under a bill being considered by House lawmakers.
Scott Bergthold is a Tennessee-based lawyer who told a House subcommittee on Thursday that late operating hours for strip clubs creates more crime and problems for police.
Bergthold says stripper dances may be protected by courts, but not when they touch customers, which is commonly known as a lap dance.
He says there's no constitutional right to lap dances.
The House Judiciary Committee will next take up the proposal
the SCOTUS can look in the constitution and find a right to a watusi fertility dance in there if they want to.
Re: He says there’s no constitutional right to lap dances.
Freedom of assembly?
Freedom of the “press.” ;)
Freedom of assembly?
Some assembly is required.
I’m sure the citizens of South Carolina are glad their representatives are focused on such pressing issues.
Think that's covered in the DoI...pursuit of happiness. Bring on the strippers!
All one need do is argue that lap dances have to be allowed so the blind can enjoy/appreciate the dancers art. Much in the same way elevators have Braille pads on them.
OH NO!!!! NOT LAP DANCES!!! NEXT JAZZ AND MARIJUANA WILL CORRUPT OUR COUNTRY, TOO!!!
I had a lap dance performed on me one time while at a bachelor party and to be quite honest, I don’t see the draw.
It’s like being given a candy bar to hold but being forbidden to eat it. lol
Since freedom of speech has long been interpreted as freedom of expression (as it should be), lap dances fall under it. Although assembly could be tied into it as well.
LOL....the rub is candy bars are protected by a wrapper....
“LOL....the rub is candy bars are protected by a wrapper.”
“rub”
nice pun ;)
Would that not fall under the pursuit of happiness?
Bill Clintoon won’t be humping, I mean stumping for Hillary there.
I was thinking more along the lines of the pursuit of happiness.
It falls under freedom of expression, at least that’s what Oregon decided when they made it legal for people to have public sex and live sex shows.....quite frankly, it certainly isn’t forbidden by the constitution either. I would say he is on shaky ground, and really, don’t legislators have better things to do?
This is udderly outrageous.
Will dance clubs have chaperons with a ruler to keep couples apart?
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