"It was dread-ful. It was pure TOR-ture. I thought it was a cat being squeezed through a pasta maker. I cahn't believe Paula said it was beautiful. The only beautiful thing about it was that he finally stopped."
"It was dread-ful. It was pure TOR-ture. I thought it was a cat being squeezed through a pasta maker. I cahn't believe Paula said it was beautiful. The only beautiful thing about it was that he finally stopped."
Now it ain’t over ‘til the fat man sings??????????
or
It nice to see Simon checking in LOL!
OH LORDY that horrid that horrid of Uncle Ted
Dam# you!!!
I just ate lunch!!!
That’s better than when he used to spend his Saturdays (and well into Sunday morning) hugging the bar of the Bucket O’ Blood in Hyannis, dunking one after another Chips A’Hoy into tumblers of Jamieson (bottle at his elbow), and crooning:
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me ‘earties, Yo Ho!
We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot.
Drink up me ‘earties, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate’s life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me ‘earties, Yo Ho!
Maraud and embezzle and even hijack.
Drink up me ‘earties, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate’s life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate’s life for me.
I just heard his crooning on Hannity's show. He sounds just like Action Hotdog from Perfect Hair Forever.
I’ll pass.
This is good politics, though. Those Hispanics ate that up.
It actually didn’t start out too bad, but then he kept singing. It was off pitch and off key. I found it funny, especially when he started doing a weird little dance near the end.
Mark Simone is in for Sean and keeps playing this dumb recording...
LOL
For once, he came across as your funny fat boozing uncle who you love hanging around with, rather than the disturbing alcoholic angry creep who you suspect has a dead hooker in his trunk.
“It was cabaret. You could see the same thing as some wedding or even a wake. If Ted want’s to make it through this competition he needs to remember that he has to put out his best peformance ever time, or one evening he’ll be eliminated.”
Yes Ted, go back home and plot your next career move.
Youch.
Ah geesh, I was just making my dinner. Fat Ted and Yoko Ono would make a real team. They could be hired to shut down dinner restaurants.
If the “Fat Bastard” can sing a Spanish song so well why did he get caught cheating on a Spanish Exam at Harvard and get kicked out of school ?
There are really no words to describe this.
Ted can make that his new career, in it, he can do much less damage !
No wonder Teddy had to hire someone to take that Spanish test for him at Harvard.