Mullah accidently blows up self, sons

News.com.au ^ | February 11, 2008 | Staff

[forkinsocket]

A LANDMINE blew up in the home of a religious cleric in southern Afghanistan, killing the mullah, two of his sons and two other men who had been preparing an attack, police said today.

The cleric's wife was critically wounded in the blast in their compound in the southern province of Helmand late yesterday, and a daughter was hurt, provincial police chief General Mohammad Hussein Andiwal said.

The bodies of the mullah and his two sons, both under 15 years old, remained at the site of the blast, he said.

Other people in the compound said two other men were killed but their bodies had been removed before police arrived, he said.

[jws3sticks]

Here's a shot of one of the guys doing the post-blast clean up of the Mullah and his two beloved sons. I always hate it when it turns out that way. Dang!

Let's see: What's 72 times three? Aha, that's 216 virgins to line up for the guys.

[manic4organic]

LMAO!

[Tennessee Nana]

He got a bang out of life

LOL

[manic4organic]

Turned them into martyr sauce.

[tpanther]

I feel another one of those priceless visa classics comin’ on!

[daku]

I’ll bet there is no muzzie equivalent to the age old gift giving exchange in sane homes

papa “what do you boys want for ramadan this year ?”

boys,”red ryder land mine with the compass in the stock !”

mom “those things are dangerous, they’ll put their eyes out”

[Hacklehead]

Last words: Don’t worry Fatima, it’s perfectly safe, I’ve disarmed it. Look, I can even hit it with a hamm...

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[hosepipe]

What a radical way to meet JESUS!... Woo Wee..

[Billg64]

that just makes me forget all my troubles for a little while

thank you mr. mullah

lol rofl wonder if he still gets seventy virgins in “paradise”or if he gets treated like someone elses virgin DOH

[bray]

Possible Triple Darwin Winner

[Patriotic1]

Prayers up for the daughter and wife. At least the only potential innocents weren’t killed.

[CougarGA7]

I think they get docked virgins, but I’m not sure how many.

If his sons were virgins....Sorry, random thought there.

[Billg64]

LOL oh my God I can’t catch my breath!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh dad what happens if I push this butto....

[madison10]

His accident...God’s on-purpose.

[BerryDingle]

Don’t tase it bro..........

[Gritty]

Sometimes bad things happen to good bad people!

[Dumpster Baby]

Note: you can only hammer on them BEFORE the good stuff goes in!

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

They blow up so soon!

[dragonblustar]

Ha Ha! I mean.....

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.......