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Mullah accidently blows up self, sons
News.com.au ^ | February 11, 2008 | Staff

Posted on 02/11/2008 1:58:25 PM PST by forkinsocket

A LANDMINE blew up in the home of a religious cleric in southern Afghanistan, killing the mullah, two of his sons and two other men who had been preparing an attack, police said today.

The cleric's wife was critically wounded in the blast in their compound in the southern province of Helmand late yesterday, and a daughter was hurt, provincial police chief General Mohammad Hussein Andiwal said.

The bodies of the mullah and his two sons, both under 15 years old, remained at the site of the blast, he said.

Other people in the compound said two other men were killed but their bodies had been removed before police arrived, he said.

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TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: afghanistan; darwinawards; freepun; islam; landmine; mullah; oops; taliban; workaccident
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To: forkinsocket
Here's a shot of one of the guys doing the post-blast clean up of the Mullah and his two beloved sons. I always hate it when it turns out that way. Dang!

Let's see: What's 72 times three? Aha, that's 216 virgins to line up for the guys.


81 posted on 02/11/2008 2:33:52 PM PST by jws3sticks (Hillary can take a very long walk on a very short pier, anytime, and the sooner the better!)
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To: martin_fierro

LMAO!


82 posted on 02/11/2008 2:35:40 PM PST by manic4organic (Send a care package through USO today.)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

He got a bang out of life

LOL


83 posted on 02/11/2008 2:38:40 PM PST by Tennessee Nana
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To: forkinsocket

Turned them into martyr sauce.


84 posted on 02/11/2008 2:39:13 PM PST by manic4organic (Send a care package through USO today.)
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To: forkinsocket

I feel another one of those priceless visa classics comin’ on!


85 posted on 02/11/2008 2:41:18 PM PST by tpanther
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To: forkinsocket
I’ll bet there is no muzzie equivalent to the age old gift giving exchange in sane homes

papa “what do you boys want for ramadan this year ?”

boys,”red ryder land mine with the compass in the stock !”

mom “those things are dangerous, they’ll put their eyes out”

86 posted on 02/11/2008 2:41:53 PM PST by daku ("My dream continues with ferocity, thank you.")
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To: forkinsocket

Last words: Don’t worry Fatima, it’s perfectly safe, I’ve disarmed it. Look, I can even hit it with a hamm...


87 posted on 02/11/2008 2:43:28 PM PST by Hacklehead (Crush the liberals, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the hippies.)
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To: windcliff; onedoug

ping


88 posted on 02/11/2008 2:43:39 PM PST by stylecouncilor (I'm a loner Dottie; a rebel.)
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To: forkinsocket

What a radical way to meet JESUS!... Woo Wee..


89 posted on 02/11/2008 2:44:54 PM PST by hosepipe (CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole....)
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To: CougarGA7

that just makes me forget all my troubles for a little while

thank you mr. mullah

lol rofl wonder if he still gets seventy virgins in “paradise”or if he gets treated like someone elses virgin DOH


90 posted on 02/11/2008 2:45:49 PM PST by Billg64 (Ms. Pelosi you're right it is an abject failure)
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To: forkinsocket

Possible Triple Darwin Winner


91 posted on 02/11/2008 2:46:10 PM PST by bray (Go InSain)
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To: forkinsocket

Prayers up for the daughter and wife. At least the only potential innocents weren’t killed.


92 posted on 02/11/2008 2:48:45 PM PST by Patriotic1 (Dic mihi solum facta, domina - Just the facts, ma'am)
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To: Billg64

I think they get docked virgins, but I’m not sure how many.

If his sons were virgins....Sorry, random thought there.


93 posted on 02/11/2008 2:49:27 PM PST by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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To: CougarGA7

LOL oh my God I can’t catch my breath!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh dad what happens if I push this butto....


94 posted on 02/11/2008 2:52:59 PM PST by Billg64 (Ms. Pelosi you're right it is an abject failure)
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To: forkinsocket

His accident...God’s on-purpose.


95 posted on 02/11/2008 2:55:58 PM PST by madison10
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To: bray

Don’t tase it bro..........


96 posted on 02/11/2008 2:57:58 PM PST by BerryDingle (With friends like the media, who needs enemas ?)
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To: forkinsocket
Sometimes bad things happen to good bad people!
97 posted on 02/11/2008 2:58:13 PM PST by Gritty (In the War with Jihadism, identifying the threat is at the heart of success or failure-Walid Phares)
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To: forkinsocket
Note: you can only hammer on them BEFORE the good stuff goes in!


98 posted on 02/11/2008 2:58:50 PM PST by Dumpster Baby (Eschew obfuscation)
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To: forkinsocket

They blow up so soon!


99 posted on 02/11/2008 2:59:45 PM PST by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Nope. Not gonna do it.)
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To: forkinsocket
Ha Ha! I mean.....

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lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.......

100 posted on 02/11/2008 2:59:56 PM PST by dragonblustar (Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God - G. K. Chesterton)
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