Mullah accidently blows up self, sons

News.com.au ^ | February 11, 2008 | Staff

[forkinsocket]

A LANDMINE blew up in the home of a religious cleric in southern Afghanistan, killing the mullah, two of his sons and two other men who had been preparing an attack, police said today.

The cleric's wife was critically wounded in the blast in their compound in the southern province of Helmand late yesterday, and a daughter was hurt, provincial police chief General Mohammad Hussein Andiwal said.

The bodies of the mullah and his two sons, both under 15 years old, remained at the site of the blast, he said.

Other people in the compound said two other men were killed but their bodies had been removed before police arrived, he said.

[CougarGA7]

1920’s Vibrator Factory?

[Fiddlstix]

*snif*
I do so love a happy ending.
(I get all misty eyed)

[RinaseaofDs]

How about that?

Our Lutheran Men’s Group was working on VBIEDs to use against the local mosque here in WA, and we had a little glitch. One of our associate pastors was taping a blasting cap to the cellphone so that there would be no traceable aspects of the bomb and he blew three of his fingers off!

We all had a good laugh at him trying to eat corn on the cob with no opposable thumb on his left hand! We finally had to cut the corn off the cob for him to eat with a spoon, but we sure had a laugh with him trying to eat that corn!

The TIME WE HAD at our church picnic.

Of course I’m being sarcastic, but it looks a little weird when you put it in perspective.

[A_Former_Democrat]

What would under-15 year olds know what to do with 72 virgins?

[CougarGA7]

What would under-15 year olds know what to do with 72 virgins?

They are the virgins.

[dragonblustar]

He died of premature detonation.

[tet68]

The bodies of the mullah and his two sons, both under 15 years old, remained at the site of the blast, he said.

I think they sent out someone for a sponge and a sqeegee.

[BerryDingle]

Surprised they called it a landmine instead of an IED, guess it’s a landmine when it kills one of the “good” guys.

[The Electrician]

Landmine... Um, I mean, Candygram...

[Leisler]

"Mullah accidently blows up self, sons"

What a Ji-tard!

[wizr]

Nooooooo! Not Achmed!! Someone tell Jeff Dunhammmmmm.

[onedoug]

Oops.

[wizr]

This is why they have tried to eliminate shade tree mechanics.

[tflabo]

Blowed hard for jihad.....

[Jackknife]

[dearolddad]

Religion of pieces alert...

This pig poking camel jocky is like s*it; He's all over the place.

[tet68]

They were probably taking apart the land mine to make an IED.

Achmed, cut the blue or red wire?
blue, no wait, red, no........Boom.

[tet68]

As the saying goes, “This is what happens when you send
a Mullah out to do a boy’s job.”

[LexBaird]

To quote the immortal bard:
“‘Tis the sport to have the engineer
Hoist with his own petard”

[dearolddad]

What would under-15 year olds know what to do with 72 virgins?

Plenty!!! They have probably been practicing on each other or goats.