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Mullah accidently blows up self, sons
News.com.au ^ | February 11, 2008 | Staff

Posted on 02/11/2008 1:58:25 PM PST by forkinsocket

A LANDMINE blew up in the home of a religious cleric in southern Afghanistan, killing the mullah, two of his sons and two other men who had been preparing an attack, police said today.

The cleric's wife was critically wounded in the blast in their compound in the southern province of Helmand late yesterday, and a daughter was hurt, provincial police chief General Mohammad Hussein Andiwal said.

The bodies of the mullah and his two sons, both under 15 years old, remained at the site of the blast, he said.

Other people in the compound said two other men were killed but their bodies had been removed before police arrived, he said.

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TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: afghanistan; darwinawards; freepun; islam; landmine; mullah; oops; taliban; workaccident
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To: Dumpster Baby

1920’s Vibrator Factory?


101 posted on 02/11/2008 3:01:50 PM PST by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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To: forkinsocket
*snif*
I do so love a happy ending.
(I get all misty eyed)
102 posted on 02/11/2008 3:03:05 PM PST by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: forkinsocket

How about that?

Our Lutheran Men’s Group was working on VBIEDs to use against the local mosque here in WA, and we had a little glitch. One of our associate pastors was taping a blasting cap to the cellphone so that there would be no traceable aspects of the bomb and he blew three of his fingers off!

We all had a good laugh at him trying to eat corn on the cob with no opposable thumb on his left hand! We finally had to cut the corn off the cob for him to eat with a spoon, but we sure had a laugh with him trying to eat that corn!

The TIME WE HAD at our church picnic.

Of course I’m being sarcastic, but it looks a little weird when you put it in perspective.


103 posted on 02/11/2008 3:04:13 PM PST by RinaseaofDs
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To: forkinsocket

What would under-15 year olds know what to do with 72 virgins?


104 posted on 02/11/2008 3:04:46 PM PST by A_Former_Democrat
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To: A_Former_Democrat
What would under-15 year olds know what to do with 72 virgins?

They are the virgins.

105 posted on 02/11/2008 3:13:12 PM PST by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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To: forkinsocket
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He died of premature detonation.

106 posted on 02/11/2008 3:15:20 PM PST by dragonblustar (Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God - G. K. Chesterton)
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To: Lurker

The bodies of the mullah and his two sons, both under 15 years old, remained at the site of the blast, he said.

I think they sent out someone for a sponge and a sqeegee.


107 posted on 02/11/2008 3:18:16 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: tet68

Surprised they called it a landmine instead of an IED, guess it’s a landmine when it kills one of the “good” guys.


108 posted on 02/11/2008 3:37:37 PM PST by BerryDingle (With friends like the media, who needs enemas ?)
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To: BerryDingle

Landmine... Um, I mean, Candygram...


109 posted on 02/11/2008 3:42:34 PM PST by The Electrician ("Government is the only enterprise in the world which expands in size when its failures increase.")
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To: forkinsocket
"Mullah accidently blows up self, sons"

What a Ji-tard!


110 posted on 02/11/2008 3:48:05 PM PST by Leisler
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To: forkinsocket

Nooooooo! Not Achmed!! Someone tell Jeff Dunhammmmmm.


111 posted on 02/11/2008 3:50:21 PM PST by wizr (Whether you are a Christian or not, fight for your God given freedoms.)
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To: stylecouncilor

Oops.


112 posted on 02/11/2008 3:59:09 PM PST by onedoug
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

This is why they have tried to eliminate shade tree mechanics.


113 posted on 02/11/2008 4:04:25 PM PST by wizr (Whether you are a Christian or not, fight for your God given freedoms.)
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To: CougarGA7

Blowed hard for jihad.....


114 posted on 02/11/2008 4:05:08 PM PST by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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To: forkinsocket
applause

hammahtime

115 posted on 02/11/2008 4:06:47 PM PST by Jackknife ( "The Bureau of Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms should be a department store, not a gov't agency.")
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To: DoughtyOne
Religion of pieces alert...

This pig poking camel jocky is like s*it; He's all over the place.

116 posted on 02/11/2008 4:11:04 PM PST by dearolddad (Opinions are like rectums: everybody has one.)
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To: BerryDingle

They were probably taking apart the land mine to make an IED.

Achmed, cut the blue or red wire?
blue, no wait, red, no........Boom.


117 posted on 02/11/2008 4:15:01 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: tet68

As the saying goes, “This is what happens when you send
a Mullah out to do a boy’s job.”


118 posted on 02/11/2008 4:17:32 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: forkinsocket

To quote the immortal bard:
“‘Tis the sport to have the engineer
Hoist with his own petard”


119 posted on 02/11/2008 4:21:06 PM PST by LexBaird (Behold, thou hast drinken of the Aide of Kool, and are lost unto Men.)
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To: A_Former_Democrat
What would under-15 year olds know what to do with 72 virgins?

Plenty!!! They have probably been practicing on each other or goats.

120 posted on 02/11/2008 4:22:15 PM PST by dearolddad (Opinions are like rectums: everybody has one.)
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