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Mullah accidently blows up self, sons
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| February 11, 2008
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Posted on 02/11/2008 1:58:25 PM PST by forkinsocket
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To: Dumpster Baby
101
posted on
02/11/2008 3:01:50 PM PST
by
CougarGA7
(Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
To: forkinsocket
*snif*
I do so love a happy ending.
(I get all misty eyed)
102
posted on
02/11/2008 3:03:05 PM PST
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: forkinsocket
How about that?
Our Lutheran Men’s Group was working on VBIEDs to use against the local mosque here in WA, and we had a little glitch. One of our associate pastors was taping a blasting cap to the cellphone so that there would be no traceable aspects of the bomb and he blew three of his fingers off!
We all had a good laugh at him trying to eat corn on the cob with no opposable thumb on his left hand! We finally had to cut the corn off the cob for him to eat with a spoon, but we sure had a laugh with him trying to eat that corn!
The TIME WE HAD at our church picnic.
Of course I’m being sarcastic, but it looks a little weird when you put it in perspective.
To: forkinsocket
What would under-15 year olds know what to do with 72 virgins?
To: A_Former_Democrat
What would under-15 year olds know what to do with 72 virgins?They are the virgins.
105
posted on
02/11/2008 3:13:12 PM PST
by
CougarGA7
(Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
To: forkinsocket
He died of premature detonation.
106
posted on
02/11/2008 3:15:20 PM PST
by
dragonblustar
(Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God - G. K. Chesterton)
To: Lurker
The bodies of the mullah and his two sons, both under 15 years old, remained at the site of the blast, he said.
I think they sent out someone for a sponge and a sqeegee.
107
posted on
02/11/2008 3:18:16 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: tet68
Surprised they called it a landmine instead of an IED, guess it’s a landmine when it kills one of the “good” guys.
108
posted on
02/11/2008 3:37:37 PM PST
by
BerryDingle
(With friends like the media, who needs enemas ?)
To: BerryDingle
Landmine... Um, I mean, Candygram...
109
posted on
02/11/2008 3:42:34 PM PST
by
The Electrician
("Government is the only enterprise in the world which expands in size when its failures increase.")
To: forkinsocket
"Mullah accidently blows up self, sons"What a Ji-tard!
110
posted on
02/11/2008 3:48:05 PM PST
by
Leisler
To: forkinsocket
Nooooooo! Not Achmed!! Someone tell Jeff Dunhammmmmm.
111
posted on
02/11/2008 3:50:21 PM PST
by
wizr
(Whether you are a Christian or not, fight for your God given freedoms.)
To: stylecouncilor
112
posted on
02/11/2008 3:59:09 PM PST
by
onedoug
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
This is why they have tried to eliminate shade tree mechanics.
113
posted on
02/11/2008 4:04:25 PM PST
by
wizr
(Whether you are a Christian or not, fight for your God given freedoms.)
To: CougarGA7
Blowed hard for jihad.....
114
posted on
02/11/2008 4:05:08 PM PST
by
tflabo
(Truth or tyranny)
To: forkinsocket
115
posted on
02/11/2008 4:06:47 PM PST
by
Jackknife
( "The Bureau of Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms should be a department store, not a gov't agency.")
To: DoughtyOne
Religion of pieces alert... This pig poking camel jocky is like s*it; He's all over the place.
116
posted on
02/11/2008 4:11:04 PM PST
by
dearolddad
(Opinions are like rectums: everybody has one.)
To: BerryDingle
They were probably taking apart the land mine to make an IED.
Achmed, cut the blue or red wire?
blue, no wait, red, no........Boom.
117
posted on
02/11/2008 4:15:01 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: tet68
As the saying goes, “This is what happens when you send
a Mullah out to do a boy’s job.”
118
posted on
02/11/2008 4:17:32 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: forkinsocket
To quote the immortal bard:
“‘Tis the sport to have the engineer
Hoist with his own petard”
119
posted on
02/11/2008 4:21:06 PM PST
by
LexBaird
(Behold, thou hast drinken of the Aide of Kool, and are lost unto Men.)
To: A_Former_Democrat
What would under-15 year olds know what to do with 72 virgins? Plenty!!! They have probably been practicing on each other or goats.
120
posted on
02/11/2008 4:22:15 PM PST
by
dearolddad
(Opinions are like rectums: everybody has one.)
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