Create Oneliners to Use Against McCain!

01/03/08 | Reaganesque

[Reaganesque]

Just to get the ball rolling, may I suggest:

Mr. McCain says he was a foot soldier during the Reagan Revolution. Given his record to date I've got to ask... "ON WHOSE SIDE?!"

Yes, John McCain was a foot soldier in the Reagan Revolution...and all he got was a lousy t-shirt!

Senator McCain was indeed a foot soldier in the Reagan Revolution...That would be FRED Reagan...his taxidermist.

Mr. McCain is a very intense kinda guy. I can just see him debating Hillary. He could just stare at her until she cries!

Mr. McCain continues to insist that I was for time tables in Iraq because I used what he calls a "buzz word." All I can say is: good thing I didn't say anything about the strawberries!

[Reaganesque]

A little fun for Sunday evening. Heck they might even get used by the Romney camp.

[Reaganesque]

Ping!

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“Vote McCain.” This message brought to you by the McDemocrat Party.

[sageb1]

This is a drinking game, right? ;)

[mainerforglobalwarming]

Are you going to ask John Kerry to be your running mate?

[Reaganesque]

Could be. Could be. ;-)

[fieldmarshaldj]

Here's some back atcha...

"Romney's a Conservative you can trust !" -- "Since WHEN ?!?"

"Romney's a pro-lifer !" -- "Not unless you ignore the $50 abortions he gave his state."

"Romney's a forthright and honest family man !" -- "Except for all his lying."

[bmwcyle]

Vote McCain if you want to be sold out for face time on TV.

[bukkdems]

After being tortured McCain signed a confession, but now he says torture doesn’t work.

[Caipirabob]

I've been practically spamming this one today:

FEEL THE PAIN - VOTE MCCAIN!

[ml/nj]

John McCain is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

ML/NJ

[mad_as_he$$]

Strawberries, where are the strawberries.

[levotb]

Here’s another:

McCain says he’s “..a family man”...REALLY? After dumping his dying wife for a rich b***h so her father would help him become Senator?

[GOP_Lady]

John McCain - the man that says, “my friends” and doesn’t have many (especially in the U.S. Senate).

[brivette]

“Mc Can’t”

[tflabo]

McCain...don’t knock mi amigos....just walk right in.

[Texas Eagle]

“If it wasn’t for McCain/Feingold, I’d put a ‘McCain For President bumper sticker on my car.’”

[vetvetdoug]

McCain was the foot soldier in the Reagan Revolution that gave the rest of the GOP athlete’s foot.

[deport]

John ‘Ace”’ McCain.... destroyed five US planes all be himself.

Vote McCain.... He’s better than Hillary but not by much..

Vote McCain... We need four years to reorganize the Party.

[suijuris]

My personal favorite:

Vote for Juan McCain ... He's the real enchilada!