[ElkGroveDan]

Like Virginia doesn't have bigger things to worry about.

[americanophile]

"I'm going to be a laughingstock"

And indeed you are...in addition to being a absurdly prudish, nannystate, fool.

[digger48]

Whatz wrong wit truck nutz?

[CrappieLuck]

The Nanny State has gone NUTS

[PureSolace]

lol, I wish this was all we had to worry about in this country. We’d be a lot better off. :)

[Jacquerie]

If this silly article belongs anywhere, it belongs among your state threads.

[NonValueAdded]

It is disgusting but at least the truck has chosen a gender. The only thing worse is a Kerry-Edwards sticker. Now that is obscene.

[386wt]

ban displaying replicas of human genitalia on vehicles

Uh-oh. I've seen these and they are bull balls. Guess they will be exempt. Also seen em on bulls.

[Camel Joe]

Well they can smb. He could have told her it was the bulldogs backside and hoped it was a Mac Truck.

[magslinger]

Trailer hitch testicles are IMHO are tasteless and without any redeeming factors. They aren’t funny. With that said, I don’t see how they could be any more distracting than bumper stickers, and banning bumper stickers isn’t a slippery slope I want to go on.

[Moose4]

I don’t know about y’all, but I grew up in Virginia, and lived there again for two of the past three years (2005-06) and never saw any of these things. Maybe it’s some crazy Tidewater thing, but I damn sure never saw any around Richmond or back up near Lynchburg where I grew up. Weird.

}:-)4

[trumandogz]

The government should not enact legislation prohibiting people from expressing their stupidity.

[TheThirdRuffian]

These things are digusting, but none of the government’s business.

What a waste of tax money.

(But I sure bet Huckabee would be for this bill.)

[rickomatic]

"I said, 'Sir, I'm going to be a laughingstock, but I'm going to do it,'" he said."

Laughing stock? No way! Finally...a politician with some balls!

[Doomonyou]

Cold weather ones...

[MARTIAL MONK]

It was like this...

I was drinkin' one night at the bar...

There was these two nice ladies...

Closin' time we went up to my place...

Things got kinda hazy...

Woke up in the mornin' in the bathtub...

It was fulla ice...

The ladies was gone...

And so were THEY.

Now my danglers

is danglin'

From some yeller pickup.

[weegee]

State Del. Lionel Spruill introduced a bill Tuesday to ban displaying replicas of human genitalia on vehicles, calling it a safety issue because it could distract other drivers.

"Don't look, Ethyl!"

There is no difference between dice and a "sack". Anthing that isn't serving a decorative purpose (humorous or otherwise) is "distracting". As are bumper stickers (which you may try to read while moving at a high rate of speed).

[Daffynition]

Like cat equality?

Are these people daft?

[weegee]

He said the idea came from a constituent whose young daughter spotted an example of the trail hitch adornment and asked her father to explain it.

"'I didn't know what to tell her,'" Spruill said the constituent told him before Spruill vowed to stop such displays.

Well you see, dear. It is like this. That is a trailer hitch. When a man gets to a certain point in his life and wants to blow off some steam on the weekends, he'll spend money on a trailer for a boat, a motorcycle, or other recreational vehicle...

I used to see a tennis ball cut open and hooked over the trailer hitch of vehicles. I never thought about asking my dad "why" people did that. I still don't know.

[MaxMax]

Does this mean I can still hang a noose from my Hitch?

[Blood of Tyrants]

Good. They are crude and obscene.