[weegee]

State Del. Lionel Spruill introduced a bill Tuesday to ban displaying replicas of human genitalia on vehicles, calling it a safety issue because it could distract other drivers.

"Don't look, Ethyl!"

There is no difference between dice and a "sack". Anthing that isn't serving a decorative purpose (humorous or otherwise) is "distracting". As are bumper stickers (which you may try to read while moving at a high rate of speed).

[Tallguy]

... or vanity license plates. Oooops! Wait a minute! The state makes money off of those, don’t they?

[Richard Kimball]

There is no difference between dice and a "sack"

Remind me never to shoot craps with you.