Posted on 01/03/2008 8:41:45 AM PST by governsleastgovernsbest
If things don't work out for Hillary with this presidential thing, she can always do stand-up comedy out in LA. Or not. If you didn't catch her side-splitter on last night's Letterman, you can view it here, as rebroadcast on MSNBC this morning.
For those taking nitrates who might not want to risk a sudden drop in blood pressure by watching the clip, here's the text of Hillary's rib tickler:
Dave has been off the air for eight long weeks because of the writers' strike. Tonight he's back. Oh well. All good things come to an end.
Hillary, stop. You're killing me here.
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If you had to choose between listening to an hour of Hillary doing comedy, or being waterboarded by an al Qaeda with a bad headache . . .
Ping to Today show list.
Listening to She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named do comedy should be outlawed by the U.N.
Now, THAT would be something useful.
LOL — nicely done!
What a nerd.
RoboCackle! Where’s the RoboCackle?
She better not give up her day job!
One guy over there suggested the truth: HERSELF IS A SCAB.
Hillary or Huckabee will give Amnesty to 30 million illegals and then allow those 30 million to bring to the U.S. 100 million of their relatives . That would turn America into a 3rd world socialist hell hole.
The Huckster Huckabee or Hillary will let in hundreds of millions of 3rd world socialist illegals.
The Huckster or Hillary will surrender to Iran and let Iran build a nuclear arsenal.
The Huckster or Hillary will raise taxes and increase the size of government putting the U.S. on the road to socialism which will destroy our way of life, destroy our economy, destroy our civilization.
If you think I'm exaggerating look at Huckabee's or Hillary's record and into the dangers of socialism.
I'm pointing out the threat these 2 communists pose because unfortunately the liberal media seems to have picked those 2 to be the nominees.
But I bet Dave's audience found this absolutely hilarious and laughed heartily.
Run Hillaryous Run!
It’ll be even funnier listening to the excuses as to why she came in third in Iowa.
She should have passed on this one. Lame.
I used to like Letterman until he developed this unhealthy affection for the Hildebeast. Before that he seemed like a moderate to conservative guy who just happened to do standup. Now, he’s a typical showbiz lib.
Wow. The inevitable candidate gets creamed.
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