Posted on 01/01/2008 9:18:47 AM PST by dayglored
WENATCHEE -- A 29-year-old Wenatchee man told police a pterodactyl caused him to drive his car into a light pole about 11:30 p.m. Thursday.
Wenatchee police cited the man with first-degree negligent driving. A breathalyzer test showed "a minimal amount of alcohol," said Wenatchee police Sgt. Cherie Smith. ...
When police asked the man what caused the accident, his one-word answer was "pterodactyl," Smith said. A pterodactyl was a giant winged reptile that lived more than 65 million years ago.
(Excerpt) Read more at heraldnet.com ...
Just last night I caught a Monsterquest called “Birdzilla” and it had people from all over claiming to see giant pterosaur-type birds.
I use the George Foreman Pterodactyl cooker and drain the grease into my SUV. Makes that baby fly!
It may have been Hillary’s Flying Monkeys.
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“Uhhhhh, the Pterodactyl ate my homework...”
“Hint to law enforcement:
It wasn’t alcohol.”
Police report: When asked if the suspect had consumed any alchoholic beverages He replied, “No dude, but I consumed 37 Green label Monster drinks in as many minutes because a friend dared me to.”
I saw a gigantic bird flying low over a neighborhood in Waco about 8 years ago. It stopped briefly on a tree in a friend’s backyard and looked prehistoric to me. It was unreasonably huge, and as it flew off slowly it cast a shadow that darkened the house -— and of course that was before I had a digital camera.
That wasn’t Martin and Lewis, it was Lewis and Clark.
*snicker
Here’s your pfinger!
This is all related somehow to the drunk’s unresolved Oedipal complex.
Hey, we’ve all been there.
Yeah, but not all of us stayed there.
If you haven’t seen this for the crypto list...
Yikes!
Sightings of mysterious giant bird continue in San Antonio
Web Posted: 07/28/2007 01:30 AM CDT
Joe Conger
KENS 5 Eyewitness News
“What’s interesting is that the reports of these giant, raptor-like birds do continue into modern times,” said Gerhard, a cryptozoologist.
http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/metro/stories/MYSA072707.mysterybird.KENS.ba5c450e.html
ping to 118
“There is a fella that has a remote controlled pterodactyl. Wonder if he was out causing some mischief. I dont know where hes located, though.”
It’s that damn Professor Falken! He still lives somewhere out in Idaho, and he doesn’t want to be bothered!
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