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FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007
Happy New Year!
| Canteen Crew
Posted on 12/30/2007 6:00:44 PM PST by AZamericonnie
The Freeper Canteen Asks
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?
Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:
1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3. Read less. Makes you think. 4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff. 5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow. 6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast. 7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa. 9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did. 10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more. 11. Not have eight children at once. 12. Get in a whole NEW rut! 13. Start being superstitious. 14. Personal goal: bring back disco. 15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson. 16. Not bet against the New England Patriots. 17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system. 18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash. 19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords. 20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt. 21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace. 22. Not eat cloned meat. 23. Create loose ends. 24. Get more toys. 25. Get further in debt. 26. Not believe politicians. 27. Break at least one traffic law. 28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice. 29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases. 30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet. 31. Stay off the MIR space station. 32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world. 33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home. 34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks. 35. Associate with even worse business clients. 36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them. 37. Wait around for opportunity. 38. Focus on the faults of others. 39. Mope about my faults. 40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.
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To: Kathy in Alaska; TASMANIANRED; SandRat
Actually..
I need to take it up with Taz!
LOL
761
posted on
12/31/2007 6:00:19 PM PST
by
MS.BEHAVIN
(Women who behave rarely make history)
To: MS.BEHAVIN
Iffin ya get a chance, ya should take a pic of Allen’s in the snow and post it for us
762
posted on
12/31/2007 6:00:33 PM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: MS.BEHAVIN; Kathy in Alaska
EsmeraldaA bumped me out of getting #2 on the way to a Hattrick.
763
posted on
12/31/2007 6:01:14 PM PST
by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
To: TASMANIANRED
Good Evening Taz :)
Thanks! Happy New Year!
Hugs!
764
posted on
12/31/2007 6:01:26 PM PST
by
GodBlessUSA
(US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You!. Prayers said for our Heroes!)
To: PROCON
Drat....
I was counting on you to mince about 4 pounds of onion.
765
posted on
12/31/2007 6:02:33 PM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
To: TASMANIANRED
Nope, I think they passed the word that I have “THE MAGIC TOUCH”!
To: SandRat
Sould have had an eye out for that..
767
posted on
12/31/2007 6:03:14 PM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
To: MS.BEHAVIN
768
posted on
12/31/2007 6:03:50 PM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
To: MS.BEHAVIN
769
posted on
12/31/2007 6:04:18 PM PST
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
To: GodBlessUSA
770
posted on
12/31/2007 6:04:26 PM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
To: MS.BEHAVIN; TASMANIANRED; MeekMom
771
posted on
12/31/2007 6:05:42 PM PST
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
To: TASMANIANRED
Ya wrecked my hat trick!
LOL
772
posted on
12/31/2007 6:06:10 PM PST
by
MS.BEHAVIN
(Women who behave rarely make history)
To: Randy Larsen
I think they heard you have an arm like Kofax.
773
posted on
12/31/2007 6:06:21 PM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
To: EsmeraldaA
Good Evening Es
Thank You! Happy New Year
Hugs!
774
posted on
12/31/2007 6:14:03 PM PST
by
GodBlessUSA
(US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You!. Prayers said for our Heroes!)
To: Mrs.Nooseman
Hi Mrs.Noosman! :)
Happy New Year to you and your family.
I miss you!
Hugs!
775
posted on
12/31/2007 6:17:37 PM PST
by
GodBlessUSA
(US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You!. Prayers said for our Heroes!)
To: Kathy in Alaska
After reading about your day I’m almost ashamed to say I closed the office & we all took the day off.
We made some returns & did a bit of shopping.
We recieved a gift certificate & went to the Outback for a steak dinner.
I sure hope you’re not stuck there too late!
To: Laurita
sorry I didnt thank you sooner. Laurita, Darlin', don't you worry about that. We're glad to hear from you whenever you get a chance to drop in.
Happy New Year!
777
posted on
12/31/2007 6:41:00 PM PST
by
HiJinx
(~ Support our Troops ~ www.americasupportsyou.mil ~)
To: AZamericonnie
Heard the joke years ago. The picture’s all mine. Took a couple of days.
778
posted on
12/31/2007 6:50:34 PM PST
by
Tanniker Smith
(wee fish ewe a mare egrets moose panda hippo gnu deer)
To: Tanniker Smith
**Groan**
LOL
Good morning, Tanniker
sorry I missed you.
Hope your new year is happy and fun.
779
posted on
01/01/2008 4:37:17 AM PST
by
beachn4fun
(Remember, a FRiend doesn't refuse a designated driver.)
To: Kathy in Alaska
Hi Kathy! Does your tagline refer to our wonderful flower-man? Even if it isn’t I’m very sorry for your loss. If it is Tonkin, I’m sorry for us all. It’s good to see you again!
780
posted on
01/01/2008 7:51:23 AM PST
by
Laurita
(Poetry is the rhythmical creation of beauty in words. - E.A. Poe)
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