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FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007
Happy New Year! | Canteen Crew

Posted on 12/30/2007 6:00:44 PM PST by AZamericonnie

The Freeper Canteen Asks




NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.



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To: Kathy in Alaska; TASMANIANRED; SandRat

Actually..
I need to take it up with Taz!
LOL


761 posted on 12/31/2007 6:00:19 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN

Iffin ya get a chance, ya should take a pic of Allen’s in the snow and post it for us


762 posted on 12/31/2007 6:00:33 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN; Kathy in Alaska

EsmeraldaA bumped me out of getting #2 on the way to a Hattrick.


763 posted on 12/31/2007 6:01:14 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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To: TASMANIANRED
Good Evening Taz :)
Thanks! Happy New Year!
Hugs!
764 posted on 12/31/2007 6:01:26 PM PST by GodBlessUSA (US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You!. Prayers said for our Heroes!)
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To: PROCON

Drat....

I was counting on you to mince about 4 pounds of onion.


765 posted on 12/31/2007 6:02:33 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Nope, I think they passed the word that I have “THE MAGIC TOUCH”!


766 posted on 12/31/2007 6:02:34 PM PST by Randy Larsen (I'M WITH FRED!)
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To: SandRat

Sould have had an eye out for that..


767 posted on 12/31/2007 6:03:14 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN

What did I do?


768 posted on 12/31/2007 6:03:50 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN

Oops....you’re right!


769 posted on 12/31/2007 6:04:18 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
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To: GodBlessUSA

Hugs returned.


770 posted on 12/31/2007 6:04:26 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN; TASMANIANRED; MeekMom
Click on the pic and I'll guide you
to the start of the new thread




NOTE: CANTEEN MUSIC
Posted daily and on the Music Thread
for the enjoyment of our troops and visitors.

771 posted on 12/31/2007 6:05:42 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Ya wrecked my hat trick!
LOL


772 posted on 12/31/2007 6:06:10 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)
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To: Randy Larsen

I think they heard you have an arm like Kofax.


773 posted on 12/31/2007 6:06:21 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Good Evening Es
Thank You! Happy New Year
Hugs!


774 posted on 12/31/2007 6:14:03 PM PST by GodBlessUSA (US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You!. Prayers said for our Heroes!)
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To: Mrs.Nooseman

Hi Mrs.Noosman! :)
Happy New Year to you and your family.
I miss you!
Hugs!


775 posted on 12/31/2007 6:17:37 PM PST by GodBlessUSA (US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You!. Prayers said for our Heroes!)
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To: Kathy in Alaska

After reading about your day I’m almost ashamed to say I closed the office & we all took the day off.

We made some returns & did a bit of shopping.

We recieved a gift certificate & went to the Outback for a steak dinner.

I sure hope you’re not stuck there too late!


776 posted on 12/31/2007 6:20:44 PM PST by AZamericonnie
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To: Laurita
sorry I didn’t thank you sooner.

Laurita, Darlin', don't you worry about that. We're glad to hear from you whenever you get a chance to drop in.

Happy New Year!

777 posted on 12/31/2007 6:41:00 PM PST by HiJinx (~ Support our Troops ~ www.americasupportsyou.mil ~)
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To: AZamericonnie

Heard the joke years ago. The picture’s all mine. Took a couple of days.


778 posted on 12/31/2007 6:50:34 PM PST by Tanniker Smith (wee fish ewe a mare egrets moose panda hippo gnu deer)
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To: Tanniker Smith

**Groan**

LOL

Good morning, Tanniker

sorry I missed you.

Hope your new year is happy and fun.


779 posted on 01/01/2008 4:37:17 AM PST by beachn4fun (Remember, a FRiend doesn't refuse a designated driver.)
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To: Kathy in Alaska

Hi Kathy! Does your tagline refer to our wonderful flower-man? Even if it isn’t I’m very sorry for your loss. If it is Tonkin, I’m sorry for us all. It’s good to see you again!


780 posted on 01/01/2008 7:51:23 AM PST by Laurita (Poetry is the rhythmical creation of beauty in words. - E.A. Poe)
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