FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007

The Freeper Canteen Asks

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

Good evening, t-t

HUGS

Cheers (clinking with my coffee cup)

how are things over there? Did y’all have a nice day? Do y’all have plans for the New Year party?

441 posted on 12/31/2007 4:09:42 AM PST by beachn4fun (Remember, a FRiend doesn't refuse a designated driver.)

Good morning, Meg

((HUGS))

Happy New Year to you

442 posted on 12/31/2007 4:11:05 AM PST by beachn4fun (Remember, a FRiend doesn't refuse a designated driver.)

To: AZamericonnie

LOL

Good morning, Connie.

I feel exactly the same way.

You’re perfect and I’m perfect!

((HUGS))

443 posted on 12/31/2007 4:15:47 AM PST by beachn4fun (Remember, a FRiend doesn't refuse a designated driver.)

((HUGS))Good morning, Beach. How’s it going?

444 posted on 12/31/2007 4:16:25 AM PST by E.G.C.

To: AZamericonnie

To be nicer.

To be more generous.

445 posted on 12/31/2007 4:17:13 AM PST by Clemenza (Ronald Reagan was a "Free Traitor")

Good morning and (((HUGS))) EG. All is well over here. Just drinking coffee, reading pings and filling out mailing forms. Then I’ll have to get ready for going to an office party later this morning.

Whatz up with you? Got any plans for tonight?

446 posted on 12/31/2007 4:18:47 AM PST by beachn4fun (Remember, a FRiend doesn't refuse a designated driver.)

Well, things are fine here. Great day so far, and I think I'll sleep right through the party. The other countrys will be having bashes I'm sure.

My buds from the ANA told me when the Russians were here they'd all shoot into the air at midnight on January 1st and the locals would oohh and ahh at the tracers. (Those Russians know how to party!) But I think ours'll be much more sedate. LOL

447 posted on 12/31/2007 4:20:22 AM PST by tongue-tied

448 posted on 12/31/2007 4:21:10 AM PST by beachn4fun (Remember, a FRiend doesn't refuse a designated driver.)

449 posted on 12/31/2007 4:21:10 AM PST by beachn4fun (Remember, a FRiend doesn't refuse a designated driver.)

450 posted on 12/31/2007 4:21:11 AM PST by beachn4fun (Remember, a FRiend doesn't refuse a designated driver.)

451 posted on 12/31/2007 4:21:12 AM PST by beachn4fun (Remember, a FRiend doesn't refuse a designated driver.)

452 posted on 12/31/2007 4:21:27 AM PST by tongue-tied

LMAO...WOOHOO Beach!

453 posted on 12/31/2007 4:22:09 AM PST by tongue-tied

(Those Russians know how to party!)LOL, I bet they did. Well, one good thing is that if you party, you shouldn't have to drink and drive, right?

454 posted on 12/31/2007 4:22:44 AM PST by beachn4fun (Remember, a FRiend doesn't refuse a designated driver.)

sorry

couldn’t

help

myself

(snicker)

455 posted on 12/31/2007 4:23:35 AM PST by beachn4fun (Remember, a FRiend doesn't refuse a designated driver.)

No drinking here for us, but the rest of NATO will be partying up! Every so often they get someone running nekked through camp, peeing on a guardhouse, etc. from being too drunk. Never an American though, which I suppose is a good thing.

sneaky, sneaky. LOL

456 posted on 12/31/2007 4:27:31 AM PST by tongue-tied

Doing OK. So far. About to do some washing.

No, I'm going to skip the new year celebrate this year. Too much going on.

457 posted on 12/31/2007 4:27:35 AM PST by E.G.C.

458 posted on 12/31/2007 4:28:11 AM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)

Yeah, I can understand that.

Mr. Beachy and I usually just sit home and watch movies together. Sometimes he stays up later than me. I try to keep my body clock on schedule.

Happy New Year to you, Chuck and Bo.

459 posted on 12/31/2007 4:29:38 AM PST by beachn4fun (Remember, a FRiend doesn't refuse a designated driver.)

sneaky, sneaky.

Are you talking about those sneaky American guys who don't get caught running nekked and peeing on stuff? LOL (wink)

460 posted on 12/31/2007 4:31:33 AM PST by beachn4fun (Remember, a FRiend doesn't refuse a designated driver.)

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