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FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007
Happy New Year!
| Canteen Crew
Posted on 12/30/2007 6:00:44 PM PST by AZamericonnie
The Freeper Canteen Asks
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?
Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:
1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3. Read less. Makes you think. 4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff. 5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow. 6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast. 7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa. 9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did. 10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more. 11. Not have eight children at once. 12. Get in a whole NEW rut! 13. Start being superstitious. 14. Personal goal: bring back disco. 15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson. 16. Not bet against the New England Patriots. 17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system. 18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash. 19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords. 20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt. 21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace. 22. Not eat cloned meat. 23. Create loose ends. 24. Get more toys. 25. Get further in debt. 26. Not believe politicians. 27. Break at least one traffic law. 28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice. 29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases. 30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet. 31. Stay off the MIR space station. 32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world. 33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home. 34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks. 35. Associate with even worse business clients. 36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them. 37. Wait around for opportunity. 38. Focus on the faults of others. 39. Mope about my faults. 40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.
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To: Kathy in Alaska; tomkow6; monkapotamus; All
OH guess what I found out guess which sci fi show going be TOMMOROW on Sci fi channel I think they celebrate GodblessUSA or New Year eve not sure
twilight Zone that right so Tomkow tell your voices
Monk bad news they not showing John Kerry episode Osolate MAN SORRY
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posted on
12/30/2007 6:48:04 PM PST
by
SevenofNine
("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
To: al baby
Good evening, al baby....that is a good resolution. And congratulations to you for your almost 7 years sober.
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posted on
12/30/2007 6:48:04 PM PST
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
To: Kathy in Alaska; Fawnn; MoJo2001; Soaring Feather; beachn4fun; StarCMC; Lady Jag; tomkow6; ...
Good Evening Canteen FReepers!
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posted on
12/30/2007 6:49:03 PM PST
by
darkwing104
(Lets get dangerous)
To: Kathy in Alaska
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posted on
12/30/2007 6:49:36 PM PST
by
al baby
(Hi mom)
To: All; MrEdd; RDTF; CindyDawg; Kathy in Alaska; PROCON; SandRat; MS.BEHAVIN; Randy Larsen; ...
To: GodBlessUSA
Happy Birthday GBU!
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posted on
12/30/2007 6:51:05 PM PST
by
darkwing104
(Lets get dangerous)
To: tomkow6; monkapotamus; All
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posted on
12/30/2007 6:51:34 PM PST
by
SevenofNine
("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
To: darkwing104
Good evening, darkwing retired....and a happy new year to you. Did Santa find your house ok?
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posted on
12/30/2007 6:52:02 PM PST
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
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posted on
12/30/2007 6:52:14 PM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: alarm rider
Ill be checking in more this year, at least thats my resolutionGood resolution it is AR!
Hope 2008 is a great year for you & yours!
To: PROCON
To: SandRat
*sigh*
Well, it was worth a try!
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posted on
12/30/2007 6:53:22 PM PST
by
MS.BEHAVIN
(Women who behave rarely make history)
To: darkwing104
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posted on
12/30/2007 6:53:27 PM PST
by
al baby
(Hi mom)
To: NewRomeTacitus
Happy New Year to you NewRomeTacitus!
To: SevenofNine
Hey is my mistress in here some where ?????
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posted on
12/30/2007 6:54:04 PM PST
by
al baby
(Hi mom)
Titans 7 Colts 3 at the half
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posted on
12/30/2007 6:54:07 PM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Kathy in Alaska
Good Evening Kathy!
Santa did find my house even though it still isn't on Google earth yet.
How was your Christmas?
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posted on
12/30/2007 6:54:38 PM PST
by
darkwing104
(Lets get dangerous)
To: AZamericonnie
And for you also.
Question:
Does everyone/anyone have a traditional New Year’s Eve dinner item they always have???
For us it’s shrimp, grits, fresh green beans and Planter’s Punch.
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posted on
12/30/2007 6:54:44 PM PST
by
alarm rider
(Why should I not vote my conscience?)
To: SandRat
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posted on
12/30/2007 6:55:09 PM PST
by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
To: SandRat
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posted on
12/30/2007 6:55:11 PM PST
by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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