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FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007
Happy New Year! | Canteen Crew

Posted on 12/30/2007 6:00:44 PM PST by AZamericonnie

The Freeper Canteen Asks




NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.



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KEYWORDS: canteen; military; newyear; troopsupport
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To: PROCON

looks like my left one after surfing


201 posted on 12/30/2007 7:42:07 PM PST by al baby (Hi mom)
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To: PROCON

aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRGG!! My eyes my eyes! You blinded me!!!!


202 posted on 12/30/2007 7:42:16 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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To: HiJinx
Hi, Hi.

Yep...my boss took the day off, so I’m in charge tomorrow.

So give yourself off tomorrow too!! :)

203 posted on 12/30/2007 7:43:08 PM PST by PROCON (Hillary '08)
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To: GodBlessUSA
Happy Birthday, GB!!


Click

204 posted on 12/30/2007 7:44:18 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
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To: PROCON
So give yourself off tomorrow too!! :)

I thought of that as I was typing...No such luck.

205 posted on 12/30/2007 7:45:14 PM PST by HiJinx (~ Support our Troops ~ www.americasupportsyou.mil ~)
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To: grame

Please thank your son for his service for us grame.

Our prayers will be with him as well as his wife & you!

I kinda get a feeling this will be a great bonding experiance for you & your DIL.

You sound like a wonderful gramma! Good for you! lol


206 posted on 12/30/2007 7:45:36 PM PST by AZamericonnie
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To: SevenofNine

cool


207 posted on 12/30/2007 7:47:18 PM PST by monkapotamus
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Titans ..54 yd fg 13~10


208 posted on 12/30/2007 7:47:54 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: LUV W
Some resolutions I might be able to keep! :D

Aim high right Luvie??? LOL *Hugs*

209 posted on 12/30/2007 7:48:38 PM PST by AZamericonnie
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To: MS.BEHAVIN

Silly Minette! All cozy & warm with Mom.....purrrrrrrrr


210 posted on 12/30/2007 7:50:58 PM PST by AZamericonnie
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To: AZamericonnie; LUV W
A resolution we all should be able to keep.


211 posted on 12/30/2007 7:51:26 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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To: AZamericonnie
ROFLMAO!!!!


212 posted on 12/30/2007 7:51:32 PM PST by Lady Jag (Fall seven times, stand up eight)
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To: GodBlessUSA

Happy Birthday GBU!
*HUG*

213 posted on 12/30/2007 7:51:55 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)
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To: GodBlessUSA

*Dear GeeBee*
Have A Wonderful Day


214 posted on 12/30/2007 7:52:40 PM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: AZamericonnie
I hope so. I hope I’ve learned a thing or two from my two other daughters-in-law and from my daughter as she relates to her mother-in-law. MILing is the hardest thing I’ve ever done, and continue to do.

thank you for your kind words and prayers for our family.

215 posted on 12/30/2007 7:53:41 PM PST by grame (and the greatest of these is Love.)
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To: AZamericonnie

I don’t make em..I can’t break em.
;o)


216 posted on 12/30/2007 7:53:48 PM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: HiJinx

Nice to see you, too, and sincerely hope life’s treating you well. Sorry I got so busy after recovering from paralysis that I can’t be as proactive here as I was while on the mend. After that scare I far prefer being PRO-abled than disabled, and it’s given me a vast respect and perspective for what we can do while we’re able to do it. So I walk through the woods exploring for no better reason than doing so when I aught to be worrying over finances and looking “better” than my neighbors.

Not.

Life is short and those who squander too much time on this artificial medium (and television addiction, video-gaming, etc.) lose out. I stood so still the other day a doe deer came right up and nudged me. That can’t be simulated by anything a computer can provide.


217 posted on 12/30/2007 7:55:05 PM PST by NewRomeTacitus
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To: AZamericonnie

Dear Aunt Connie..
I iz a good gurl..
Love, Minette

218 posted on 12/30/2007 7:55:10 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)
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To: SandRat
ROFLOL!!

Just love the Gunney!

219 posted on 12/30/2007 7:58:27 PM PST by PROCON (Hillary '08)
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To: SandRat; LUV W

Yessir Gunny SGT!!!!:)


220 posted on 12/30/2007 7:58:53 PM PST by AZamericonnie
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