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The Honesty of a Cat’s Purr
Special to FreeRepublic ^ | 14 December 2007 | John Armor (Congressman Billybob)

Posted on 12/15/2007 9:34:11 AM PST by Congressman Billybob

We have two cats: Weasel, a grey female calico, and Orion, a male orange and white tabby. Orion is a big, lump of a cat, twenty pounds if he’s an ounce. He’s taught me a lesson for years that I finally realized today. He teaches by example.

Orion showed up at the door four years ago in the fall. He was obviously a house cat, not a feral or wild one. He had no collar. We brought him water and food. He wanted to come inside, but we didn’t let him. He was obviously someone else’s cat; we shouldn’t prevent him from going home.

Winter came. The wind chill dropped to its mean minus ten at night. Orion had apparently gone home. Then one morning in the snow, I saw little cat prints from the barn up to our door and back. We started putting out food and water, and changing the water every time it froze.

We kept watch. We saw the orange boy, much thinner, and with a cut on his cheek, from a fight with another creature. Eventually, we got Orion inside.

For more than a year, he was frightened of me, but not of females in the household. He would skitter and run when anyone attempted to hold him or pick him up. In time, we found he had a knot on one of his ribs where it had been broken, and healed badly.

So, we knew his story. He was abused where he used to live. He was kicked, probably frequently by a grown male in the house, and suffered a broken rib. We showed him nothing but kindness from then to now.

How has this sweet creature responded? He obviously has deep affection for his folks. He sleeps with us, usually on the far side of Michelle, nearest to the window. Especially on cold winter mornings, he wants to be first in line for the warming sun of dawn to wash over him, and warm his fur.

He no longer fears being touched or held. Quite the contrary, he will curl up within touching distance of one of his humans. And, when you scratch him under the chin, he will often respond by rolling over on his back, catch your hand with his paw, and encourage you to rub his belly.

Mind you, please don’t tell this to the President of the Cats’ Union. Orion will be drummed out of the Union if word about this leaks out.

The most telling thing that Orion does is a deep, rumbling purr whenever he is generally satisfied, which is most of the time. It is such a loud purr that, unlike most cats, when he is in full fettle his purr can be heard from way across the room.

It took years for Orion to reach that point of being at home and comfortable, so he will curl up close to his humans, invite rubs and scratches, and purr to beat the band. He was doing that this morning while I was reflecting on the political debates that I have watched (that have been inflicted on me recently).

I follow politics closely. As I listen to national politicians speak, I can spot about one bald-faced lie every 30 seconds. Yes, I’m being charitable. There is exactly one of the candidates for President whom I think is telling the truth all of the time. And that makes him all the more frightening, that he actually believes what he is saying. No, I won’t name him. And thanks be to Heaven he will never be elected to any nationwide office.

But this morning as I watched one more spectacular sunrise over the Blue Ridge Mountains, and over Michelle’s shoulder, and over the ears of an orange, purring cat, I thought of the difference between Orion and all those politicians. Orion is honest at all times and in all ways. And every aspect of my relationship with him is based on trust.

Can you say that of any politician you know? I can’t. So, I suggest this standard to use when you are listening to, or reading, any speech by a politician: Is this as honest as a cat’s purr? The answer to that first question will be no. So, you can follow up with mille-cats. Rating a politician at 400 mille-cat means he/she is 40% as honest as a cat.

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About the Author: John Armor practiced in the US Supreme Court for 33 years. John_Armor@aya.yale.edu He lives in the 11th District of North Carolina.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; Philosophy; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: cats; honesty; politicians; purring
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I think y'all will nod your heads in agreement over this. Those of y'all who own (or are owned by) cats will especially appreciate this.

John / Billybob

1 posted on 12/15/2007 9:34:13 AM PST by Congressman Billybob
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To: Congressman Billybob

I agree, but cats do not have a union, they are all independent contractors. There are rumors of a professional association (like the Bar or AMA), but it is a secret society.


3 posted on 12/15/2007 9:39:48 AM PST by Dr. Sivana (Not a newbie, I just wanted a new screen name.)
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To: Congressman Billybob

You want to be a Congressman. Should we expect lies from you when you run for office?


4 posted on 12/15/2007 9:44:57 AM PST by carton253 (And if that time does come, then draw your swords and throw away the scabbards.)
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To: Congressman Billybob

2 dogs
4 cats(2 in the house, 2 outside/garage)

the last 2 dumped just down the road from me. They had been in a cardboard pet carrier from a vet and just tossed in the side ditch.


5 posted on 12/15/2007 9:45:56 AM PST by digger48
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To: Dr. Sivana
--you may like this-- --My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait. It is only a matter of time. -----
6 posted on 12/15/2007 9:45:56 AM PST by rellimpank (--don't believe anything the MSM tells you about firearms or explosives--NRA Benefactor)
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To: Congressman Billybob

Yep. Cats are wonderful. They don’t fight because a the fat cat on Nob Hill tells them to. They are wonderfully independent creatures and people could learn a lot from them.


7 posted on 12/15/2007 10:12:19 AM PST by freekitty ((May the eagles long fly our beautiful and free American sky.))
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To: rellimpank
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Max has agreed to live with me as long as it's on his terms.

8 posted on 12/15/2007 10:17:00 AM PST by skimask (Support Terrorism......Vote Democratic)
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To: carton253
You ask a fair question. I’m not a full cat. But others can judge whether I rate as maybe 900 mille-cats. I’d be happy to be considered at that level, compared to Orion.

John / Billybob

9 posted on 12/15/2007 10:19:51 AM PST by Congressman Billybob (www.ArmorforCongress.com)
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To: Congressman Billybob

“Those of y’all who own (or are owned by) cats will especially appreciate this.”

“Dogs have owners, cats have servents”


10 posted on 12/15/2007 10:26:47 AM PST by enough_idiocy (www.daypo.net/test-iraq-war.html)
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To: Congressman Billybob
Really liked the story.

One day, about 17 years ago, I heard a noise at out front door. There was a most beautiful orange color young cat. 3/4 of its tail was skinned off and the remaining was really discolored and showed signs of extreme danger. He was just calling for help by the way he acted.

Both my wife and I almost cried, and we picked him up and put him in a box. He had no collar, so we had no way to determine who owned him. Off to the Vet we went and after a HUGH sum, the vet removed the tail to a stub. The Vet released him in a few days and home he came with a tightly bandaged stub and a plastic collar to keep him for aggravating the area.

From that day to his estimated 15 years of age, he always curled up on my lap to sleep. He was free to go outdoors, via a cat door I put in the door, and never left the yard. He was such a joy and watching him run and play throughout the house with his little stub twitching in the breeze. In the morning he would jump up on the bed and curl up next to me and just purr. One of the most sad days of my life was when he passed away. I will always believe that kindness would be rewarded with love and loyalty.

11 posted on 12/15/2007 10:34:13 AM PST by Logical me (Oh, well!!!)
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To: Mohito Loe

“When my kids were small, we had a large tabby that would come to visit during the day. The girls dressed him in doll’s clothes and put him in baby strollers. He would have a little something to eat. Sleep on the back of the couch and around 5 he would leave to go home. We have tons of pictures, but we never knew his name or who he belonged to.”

Similar story: I had a neighbor somewhere with a calico. She stopped by on the weekends at the same time everyday at my doorstep, so one day I let her in and she went directly to my fish aquariums and just marveled and stared at them for a couple hours, then she would want to leave. This went on for several years until I moved away. I have a picture of her too.


12 posted on 12/15/2007 10:36:12 AM PST by BerryDingle (Illegitimi Non Carborundum (Don't let the bastards wear you down))
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To: BerryDingle

“I had a neighbor somewhere with a calico.”
“then she would want to leave. This went on for several years until I moved away. I have a picture of her too.”

The cat, I meant.


13 posted on 12/15/2007 10:41:11 AM PST by BerryDingle (Illegitimi Non Carborundum (Don't let the bastards wear you down))
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To: Congressman Billybob

We found an extremely thin young white/calico/siamese mix female six weeks ago, hiding in our garage. We coaxed her out; she was covered with cuts and scratches.She is also deaf. We brought her into the house. She is making friends with the other two (both were ferals who came into the house).
She’s gained weight; is very laid back and follows me around like a dog. We named her “Frankie” for her amazing blue eyes.


14 posted on 12/15/2007 10:45:48 AM PST by pugmama
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To: rellimpank

Great post.


15 posted on 12/15/2007 10:46:08 AM PST by Mr Rogers (Amnesty is Huckabee's middle name!)
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To: Congressman Billybob
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We rescued Tucky from a shelter. He's been the best cat ever. He's so loving and loves to cuddle. I can't imagine life without him.

16 posted on 12/15/2007 11:02:41 AM PST by dragonblustar (Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God - G. K. Chesterton)
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To: Congressman Billybob
There was a cat that lived under the porch at the house next door to my mother. Neighbors came and went; the cat stayed. Every afternoon Mother put out a dish of milk for the cat. I presume other people in the neighborhood fed the cat as well.

There used to be a comic strip called "Useful Eustace," about a character who was always trying to be helpful and ended up making things worse. Mother referred to that cat as "Eustace." I knew what she meant.

17 posted on 12/15/2007 11:07:32 AM PST by JoeFromSidney (My book is out. Read excerpts at http://www.thejusticecooperative.com)
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To: Congressman Billybob
Great article. Thank you for posting this.

I was adopted by a stray orange tabby in 1999. He is a delight and he also has quite a loud purr.

18 posted on 12/15/2007 11:26:12 AM PST by Allegra (Greetings from a kinder, gentler Iraq. God bless US and Coalition Forces.)
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To: Congressman Billybob

Great story. We’ve had cats come and go through our lives that all rated as characters!

We’ve got two indoor cats, one of whom never is quiet! and a garage kitty. She can come in if she wants but seems quite content to live in the garage. She also is the only cat I’ve ever had that purrs while she eats. She also has the sometimes annoying habit of reaching up and stretching on whatever part of your anatomy is handy! Them claws can be somewhat sharp!


19 posted on 12/15/2007 12:06:54 PM PST by swmobuffalo (The only good terrorist is a dead terrorist.)
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To: enough_idiocy

“Dogs have owners, cats have servents”

I would rather be a cat!


20 posted on 12/15/2007 12:26:02 PM PST by The SunDrop Kid
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