Clinton Campaign Attacks Press For Not Realizing Kindergarten Crack a Joke

NewsBusters ^ | Mark Finkelstein

[Gritty]

[LexBaird]

See, this is what happens when you refuse to hire scab joke writers.

[Calvin Locke]

Nah. Is he planning on becoming the press secretary, if, God forbid, H.Clinton actually gets elected president?

Going back, I think Gerald Ford's press secretary left two things for Carter's incoming Jody Powell - the bullet proof vest and an article in the WaPo, titled "Poor Jody Powell".

When Powell had to exit, he also left Reagan's guy the vest and an article, "Poor [name forgotten]".

Penn ought to do a little bit historical digging before he gets what he asks for.

In the mean time, I suggest he look for sales on that pumice soap to stock up on, since he's going to be scrubbing off the Clinton sleaze each night.

[Miss Didi]

Rockin, You can always read the show transcripts on his website...no subscription is required.

[johnny7]

She’s a real Charlie Callas...

[joebuck]

Reminds me of when Sheryl Crow said people should just use one square of toilet paper to save the environment. When everyone laughed at what an idiot she sounded like she came out a few days later with the lame (and phony) I was just joking excuse.

[Lancey Howard]

BUMP for excellence in posting!

[Sacajaweau]

That was a REAL good joke!! Her F’n Jew was even better.

[Sacajaweau]

Named after Sir Edmund Hillary. Tried to join the Marines. Wanted to be an astronaut. Failed the bar. Refused to take Babba's name until HE LOST an election.

This girl's got a million of 'em!!

[an amused spectator]

...when they ransacked his kindergarten teacher's house.

Did they kill the teacher's cat? (just kidding... - I think...)

[bray]

Stand-up has never been her strong suit. Remember her Ghandi working at the Gas Station joke?? Doubt Stalin did much kidding either.

Pray for W and Our Troops

[governsleastgovernsbest]

Many thanks, as always, Lancey — glad you enjoyed it!

[Enchante]

HA HA, cackles from the cankles!

Aw c’mon, it was just a “botched joke” of the Jon Cary variety. You know, the kind of “joke” that would not be remotely funny if it really were an attempt at humor, but is so obviously not an attempt at humor that only the most dim-witted humorless fools could even try the “it’s just a botched joke” type of spin. From Jon Cary to Shrillary, Democrats are the botched joke.

Still, I do like to imagine Shrillary trying to pretend to laugh before a media audience talking about this..... her favorite cackle, or rather cackles from the cankles....