Standoff at Clinton campaign office ends: suspect now in custody

http://www.thebostonchannel.com ^ | 11/30/07 | WCVB-TV 5

[raccoonradio]

"A man is holding hostages in the Hillary Clinton for President Headquarters in Rochester NH"--just reported by Susan Wornick on WCVB TV in Boston

[BurbankKarl]

Writing a song?

[Petronski]

40ish man with salt-and-pepper hair at Hillary HQ revealed he has what seems like a bomb duck-taped to himself, sent out woman with child but kept two hostages and demands to speak to Hillary. Police are near the scene, organizing a response from a local church.

Plenty of facts.

[Squantos]

LOL........He’ll need a loud hailer to speak to “all” of her heiness.....:o)

[McGruff]

FNC has an expert on giving details on how a hostage negotiator would get this guy to surrender. I don't think that's a good idea if the hostage taker is watching TV like someone said he may do.

[COUNTrecount]

The guy wants to talk to Hillary. She will talk him down and look like a hero. The press will go wild.

There's a writer's strike going on now. Who will be scripting her responses?

[Gator113]

I sure hope this incident won’t bring about a new movement to ban bombs.

[Tijeras_Slim]

I’m actually thinking it might be a disgruntled hubby or ex-hubby who’s wife is a staffer.

[macamadamia]

Scene 1. Interior. Hillary's campaign HQ.

Man shoots himself.
Enter Hillary, dressed in brilliant white.
Hillary heals man and tells him to rise.
"Be at ease, misunderstood middle-class man. Universal Healthcare is at hand."
The crowd weeps. "It's a miracle! It's a miracle!"

(special effects by Industrial Light and Magic)

[tcrlaf]

“Donate 100,000 through a Chinese go-between and not be a reporter, and it shouldn’t be a problem.”

How honestly sad is THAT???

[Petronski]

Posting in that position is hardcore!

It's a skill.

[American Quilter]

Will she wear the gold cape/dress when she goes in to defuse the situation? Will they roll out a carpet for her?

Now, you know Miss Hillary can't handle real-world situations. She has to have a script. The police will handle the situation, and she'll be all over national TV tonight--at a safe distance--saying whatever makes her look most sympathetic and presidential.

[peggybac]

Is the guy a pizza delivery man?

[The Bronze Titan]

Great pic!

However, I thought this was the actual pic of Hillary's reaction to ol' Bill's 'viagra moment'. Confidently confirmed by the Staff's reaction as well.

[wideawake]

Perhaps FNC is assuming the perp is a CNN man.

[JTHomes]

Bush should send in the ATF to kill everyone. How could Hillary disapprove?

[FishTale]

HEY! GET OUTTA HERE! THIS ONE'S TAKEN!

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“You can bet it’s BOGUS.
He wants to talk to hillary, she’ll intervene, he’ll surrender, she’s a heroine.”
It is NOT me! I’m here, depressed, in Ohio.
I doubt it’s a plant. Too risky! If discovered to be a plant, it would mean political death!

[Tijeras_Slim]

FNC has an expert on giving details on how a hostage negotiator would get this guy to surrender. I don't think that's a good idea if the hostage taker is watching TV like someone said he may do.

What's the odds the TV in Hillary's Campaign office is tuned to FNC?

[American Quilter]

There are plenty of facts...everything that's known about the situation is right here.

That's right.

[fatima]

If I take a beer will you pull my tooth?