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Chavez: "Laser sniper tried to kill me"
EFE through NoticieroDigital.com (translation) ^
| 11/27/2007
Posted on 11/27/2007 3:26:50 PM PST by cll
Chavez reiterates that 'everything indicates they're trying to kill me'
The president of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez, reiterated today that, again, his most radical opponents have reactivated their assasination plans against him and 'everything indicates that they will be trying to kill me because of what will happen on Sunday'.
Next Sunday, Venezuelans will vote on a constitutional reform with which Chavez intends to install a 'socialism of the 21st century', which his opponents means the installation of a personal dictatorship.
~ snip ~
In the [campaign] event, he repeated that recently "a strange light traveled through my body, around here, where my heart is, and then around here", he said while pointing to his head.
"Most likely it was a sniper hiding 100 or 200 meters away in a Caracas building, who aimed a weapon equiped with telescopic sight guided by rays, of which he was alerted to by a TV viewer who immediately alerted the authorities".
His Cuban colleague, Fidel Castro, to whom he said he showed the video when he visited Havana, "told me it was a sniper who didn't fire because he could have gotten cold feet at the precise moment".
~ snip ~
Chavez concluded his story by singing a Mexican ranchera song, which chorus goes like this: "I fell from a cloud at 20 meters high, and that was my great adventure"
~ end (amateur) translation ~
More fun (in Spanish) at source.
TOPICS: Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: chavez; doctorevil; paranoidpudenda; venezuela; wabbitseason
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Hugo - The gift that keeps on taking.
Pray for the Venezuelan people so they wake up and shut up this dangerous clown on Sunday.
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posted on
11/27/2007 3:26:52 PM PST
by
cll
To: cll
Chico! Remember, one speeding bullet can change the coarse of a mighty river. End it before he ends you!
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posted on
11/27/2007 3:29:52 PM PST
by
ronnie raygun
(Id rather be hunting with dick than driving with ted)
To: cll
You know it wasn’t an American sniper or he’d be dead.
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posted on
11/27/2007 3:31:22 PM PST
by
Beckwith
(dhimmicrats and the liberal media have chosen sides -- Islamofascism)
To: cll
Hugo is getting really nutty. Like Hitler, in the end.
Syphilis??
To: cll
typical paranoid behavior of a tyrannical despot......
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posted on
11/27/2007 3:31:34 PM PST
by
Red Badger
( We don't have science, but we do have consensus.......)
To: cll
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posted on
11/27/2007 3:32:24 PM PST
by
xarmydog
To: cll
""a strange light traveled through my body, around here, where my heart is, and then around here", he said while pointing to his head." Don't worry Hugo, that was just the Devils way of showing his approval.
He can't give out halo's.
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posted on
11/27/2007 3:34:07 PM PST
by
#1CTYankee
(That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
To: cll
"a strange light traveled through my body, around here, where my heart is, and then around here", Sugar pie, if as light had traveled through your heart, you would be dead.
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posted on
11/27/2007 3:36:07 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.)
To: #1CTYankee
Some comments on that board say that the sniper gave up because he couldn’t locate a heart or a brain.
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posted on
11/27/2007 3:36:28 PM PST
by
cll
(Carthage must be destroyed)
To: cll
Pray for the Venezuelan people so they wake up and shut up this dangerous clown on Sunday. Wanna bet that he'll "win" no matter how the populate vote?
To: cll
Don't lasze me bro!... Don't lasze me!.......Ouh!, OUH! OUH!....
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posted on
11/27/2007 3:37:33 PM PST
by
tophat9000
(You need to have standards to fail and be a hypocrite, Dem's therefor are never hypocrites)
To: cll
I think the verb “recorrió” is better translated as “crossed”. Not “went through”.
The laser crossed his body.
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posted on
11/27/2007 3:40:37 PM PST
by
dadgum
To: cll
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posted on
11/27/2007 3:41:20 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Only one consistent conservative in this race and his name is Hunter.)
To: cll
Another obvious sympathy ploy.
One of his supporters waved around a laser pointer while another taped it and he plays it off as an “attempted assassination.”
Real snipers don’t need those sort of gimmicks. One shot, one kill. Hugo would have been dead meat.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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posted on
11/27/2007 3:42:39 PM PST
by
Ronin
(Bushed out!!! Another tragic victim of BDS.)
To: tophat9000
Ok... I’m calling first dibs on making "Hugo Chavez... Don't Lazse Me, Bro!” T-shirt’s
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posted on
11/27/2007 3:43:37 PM PST
by
tophat9000
(You need to have standards to fail and be a hypocrite, Dem's therefor are never hypocrites)
To: cll
"Most likely it was a sniper hiding 100 or 200 meters away in a Caracas building, who aimed a weapon equiped with telescopic sight guided by rays The flunky with the laser pointer is enjoying his new rancho.
You can fool some of the people some of the time, but even more when you keep them ignorant.
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posted on
11/27/2007 3:48:52 PM PST
by
humblegunner
(My KungFu is ten times power.©)
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
11/27/2007 3:49:28 PM PST
by
Eddie01
To: Eddie01
Hey! He hates these cans!
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posted on
11/27/2007 3:50:35 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Only one consistent conservative in this race and his name is Hunter.)
To: cll
His Cuban colleague, Fidel Castro, to whom he said he showed the video when he visited Havana, "told me it was a sniper who didn't fire because he could have gotten cold feet at the precise moment".
If it was a professional sniper, he wouldn't have gotten cold feet at the "precise moment." More likely it was a kid with a laser pointer.
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posted on
11/27/2007 3:52:09 PM PST
by
aruanan
To: cripplecreek
Hey! He hates these cans!
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posted on
11/27/2007 3:53:14 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Only one consistent conservative in this race and his name is Hunter.)
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