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How to Handle a Telemarketer (This is Hysterical)
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Posted on 11/03/2007 9:16:26 PM PDT by Dallas
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KEYWORDS: humor; hysterical; rollonfloorlaughing; telemarketer; thisaintnews
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To: Husker24
Don’t call me unsolicited. I like i that way.
To: Husker24
I am a telemarketer, if you dont want to talk to us just hang up on us...we like it that way. I DIDN'T want to talk to you. You forced me to pick up the phone and say hi.
You need a new job, or else deal with the grief we give you.
To: Husker24
We like it when you just don’t call us at all....
To: HerrBlucher
Hey guys. I have a site that has recordings of me pranking telemarketers...
FuzzySnake.com - check it out.
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posted on
11/03/2007 10:34:20 PM PDT
by
GaryLee1990
(www.WatchingHillary.com)
To: irishtenor
If we say were calling on behalf of your bank, than piss and moan to your bank because they are the ones who hire the companys who we work for to call you, they are the ones who sell our companys your information. There is no use bitching at some guy or girl that is making $8.00 an hour. Ask to be put on the Callers do not call list, you must say the word “list” just saying dont call me again wont work. If I were to put someone on the “do not call list” for simply telling me not to call them anymore, I would get written up.
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posted on
11/03/2007 10:35:50 PM PDT
by
Husker24
To: Husker24
Actually I do not piss and moan, but I do use other tactics. I do not care who you are representing. You called me, you interuppted me, you annoyed me. I do not buy ANYTHING from a phone call (or mailer for that matter) and I resent the facvt that you seem to think that just because it is your job, it’s ok. It’s not. I am on the Federal Do Not Call list, and yet I still get calls.
Besides, can’t you find a job that pays over $8 an hour?
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posted on
11/03/2007 10:42:34 PM PDT
by
irishtenor
(How much good could a Hindu do, if a Hindu could do good?)
To: Dallas
choking on my beer hilarious!!!
To: Gene Eric
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posted on
11/03/2007 10:44:53 PM PDT
by
Dallas
To: Bender2
So...just how well did you know Tom Mabe? :-)
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posted on
11/03/2007 10:45:00 PM PDT
by
TrueKnightGalahad
(Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Viking Kitties!)
To: Dallas
To: irishtenor
I presume you’ve had occasion to say to someone,
“I work at the cemetery digging graves. Why don’t you drop in some day?”
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posted on
11/03/2007 11:58:41 PM PDT
by
Erasmus
(My simplifying explanation had the disconcerting side effect of making the subject incomprehensible.)
To: Erasmus; cabojoe; Conspiracy Guy; Lady Jag; glock rocks; MeekOneGOP; sam_paine; ...
Pinging my humor ping list - freepmail me if you want on or off this list.
(This is usually a low volume ping, as I don’t search for humor threads, but I do ping when I find something really funny.)
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posted on
11/04/2007 12:44:10 AM PDT
by
RebelTex
(Help cure diseases: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1548372/posts)
To: All
i recently received a telemarketer call that was a recording.
i picked up, waited & pressed the # to receive more info.
i then hung up. a few seconds later the phone rings & i get another recording & prompt from the same #, only the message is the local jail asking me if i will accept charges for this call.
are inmates now being paid to telemarket ??!!
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posted on
11/04/2007 12:54:58 AM PDT
by
Psalm_2
(1776 - !?? Dec. 7th 1941. Sept. 11th 2001. Self Defense, A Basic Human Right.)
To: Dallas
That was downright painfully FUNNY! I bet that telemarketer has found himself a new line of work.
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posted on
11/04/2007 12:55:28 AM PDT
by
Boiler Plate
("Message received, is message sent" Claire Cooper)
To: Lancey Howard
"Whenever I get called by a telemarketer I say, Hold on a second...... .....then I say "call me back on my other line"...."but let me have your number in case we get disconnected".....and I give the phone No. of a similar telemarketer from my list of annoying calls.
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posted on
11/04/2007 12:56:22 AM PDT
by
spokeshave
(Hey GOP...NO money till border closed and criminal illegals deported)
To: spokeshave
.....and Mrs. Spokeshave says....”I got an emmergency...I just dropped the baby”
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posted on
11/04/2007 12:58:19 AM PDT
by
spokeshave
(Hey GOP...NO money till border closed and criminal illegals deported)
To: Dallas
Thanks. I’m still drying my eyes from this one.
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posted on
11/04/2007 1:32:07 AM PST
by
FreePoster
(Duncan Hunter in 2008)
To: Dallas
Years ago when I worked the graveyard shift, and before the national don't call list, I got a call from an insurance salesman. I told him I couldn't talk right now, but could he give me his number and I'd call him back.
So at 2:00 AM while at work I gathered a few friends from the shop floor in an office with a speaker phone and I called him back. Yes he was making his cold calls from home.
After waking him up I told him I had the time now to talk about insurance. We all had a good guffaw when he told me to get f***ed and slammed the phone down.
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posted on
11/04/2007 1:49:07 AM PST
by
StACase
To: Dallas
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posted on
11/04/2007 1:54:59 AM PST
by
Kozak
(Anti Shahada: There is no god named Allah, and Muhammed is a false prophet)
To: Husker24
I am a telemarketer, if you dont want to talk to us just hang up on us...we like it that way.
We prefer to keep you on the phone awhile so you can't annoy someone else.
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posted on
11/04/2007 1:56:55 AM PST
by
Kozak
(Anti Shahada: There is no god named Allah, and Muhammed is a false prophet)
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