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How to Handle a Telemarketer (This is Hysterical)
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Posted on 11/03/2007 9:16:26 PM PDT by Dallas
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TOPICS: Unclassified
KEYWORDS: humor; hysterical; rollonfloorlaughing; telemarketer; thisaintnews
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posted on
11/03/2007 9:16:27 PM PDT
by
Dallas
To: Dallas
Oh boy.....tears are flowing down I can hardly type.....or even breathe
Thanks for that gem..yeeehawwwwwwwwww!
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posted on
11/03/2007 9:22:15 PM PDT
by
HerrBlucher
(He's the coolest thing around, gonna shut HRC down, gonna turn it on, wind it up, blow em out, FDT!)
To: Dallas
That guy’s great!
Thanks for the laugh!!!
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posted on
11/03/2007 9:23:49 PM PDT
by
bannie
To: bannie
That was the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time.
To: waimea.man
Where were you last night between the hours of 8 and 11 ping.
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posted on
11/03/2007 9:29:56 PM PDT
by
Iwo Jima
("Close the border. Then we'll talk.")
To: Mrs Zip
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posted on
11/03/2007 9:32:24 PM PDT
by
zip
(((Remember: DimocRat lies told often enough become truth to 48% of all Americans (NRA)))))
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To: Dallas
I’ve heard this before and it absolutely cracks me up every time. This time I’ve bookmarked it, thank goodness. Brilliant. I’m still snickering several minutes later. Gotta wonder how Mabe keeps from breaking up in the middle of it.
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posted on
11/03/2007 9:36:10 PM PDT
by
Fairview
( Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.)
To: Dallas
It don’t get no better than that.
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posted on
11/03/2007 9:42:12 PM PDT
by
umgud
(the profound is only so to those that it is)
To: Fairview
That’s funny. My older brother if he has the time will go with the credit card people. “Well, I already have three credit cards but they’re maxed out. Can I still get your’s? I can! That’s great. Now....can I use that to buy anything? I can! Wow!! I saw a big screen T.V. that I would realy like, can I buy that? Cool!” Then he rips into them for giving such easy credit and helping put people further into debt, “I always pay cash”, etc. Of course the poor telemarketer is just trying to earn a buck too.
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posted on
11/03/2007 9:45:27 PM PDT
by
geopyg
(Don't wish for peace, pray for Victory.)
To: Dallas
The great Bob and Tom - SO much better than the classless humor so common in radio shows today.
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posted on
11/03/2007 9:51:49 PM PDT
by
The Worthless Miracle
(No one can steal your inner worth if they don't know where to look for it.)
To: Dallas
To: geopyg
Whenever I get called by a telemarketer I say, “Hold on a second.” Then I just lay the phone down on the table and forget about it.
To: geopyg
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posted on
11/03/2007 9:55:14 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Dallas
Very funny..thanks for the chuckles.
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posted on
11/03/2007 10:06:19 PM PDT
by
donnab
(saving liberals brains....one moron at a time.)
To: Dallas
The problem I can see in today’s society is that he could be sued for impersonating a police officer. (Though I never heard him actually claim to be an officer.)
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posted on
11/03/2007 10:08:14 PM PDT
by
Ingtar
(The LDS problem that Romney is facing is not his religion, but his Lacking Decisive Stands.)
To: Lancey Howard
I am a telemarketer, if you dont want to talk to us just hang up on us...we like it that way.
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posted on
11/03/2007 10:12:21 PM PDT
by
Husker24
To: Dallas
This is SO FRICKIN’ FUNNY! Thanks for sharing.
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posted on
11/03/2007 10:17:35 PM PDT
by
peggybac
(Tolerance is the virtue of believing in nothing)
To: Dallas
He’s a born actor! He should go into comedy!!!
To: Husker24
Actually, if we want to talk to you, we will call you. Go ahead, wait by the phone.
A graveyard worker who tries to sleep during the day.
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posted on
11/03/2007 10:19:54 PM PDT
by
irishtenor
(How much good could a Hindu do, if a Hindu could do good?)
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