DNC: Racist GOP Elects Jindal Token Governor

Scrappleface ^ | 10-21-07 | Scrappleface

[petercooper]

DNC: Racist GOP Elects Jindal Token Governor

(2007-10-21) — Rep. Bobby Jindal, R-LA, the 36 year-old son of Indian immigrants, won the gubernatorial election in Louisiana yesterday as “part of a Republican strategy to keep a few token non-whites in high-profile posts to deflect attention from the party’s inherent racism and anti-immigrant platform,” according to a news release from the Democrat National Committee (DNC).

Mr. Jindal’s election is also more evidence that voters hold the Bush administration responsible for the botched response to Hurricane Katrina, the DNC release said.

“Voter rage against Republicans over Katrina reached its zenith this week,” the DNC said, “as evidenced by the election of a brown-skinned Republican whose parents came from another country. It’s a slap in the face to the GOP, and to President Bush personally, because Bobby Jindal represents just the kind of person that the Republican party wants to keep out of this country, and to keep in their place once they’re here.”

The official DNC statement said Democrats who failed to vote for one of the three Democrat candidates for governor did so “in the spirit of affirmative action to lift up the downtrodden Mr. Jindal. Ultimately, his election is a victory for Democrats who have loved and cared for immigrants and racial minorities for decades, giving Jindal the breaks he needed to get a decent job at a livable wage.”

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Jesse Jackson had no comment.

[wideawake]

I love Scrappleface.

[kevkrom]

I know this is Scrappleface, but are we sure this isn't a real DNC press release?

[FormerLib]

I wouldn’t be suprised if someone over at the DNC had composed such a release, at least in draft form.

[Landru]

"Jesse Jackson had no comment."

Nor have we heard anything from America's quite sizable east Indian population.

...not yet, anyway.

[Malone LaVeigh]

Did Joe biden make this announcement? ;-)

[Badeye]

Mr. Jindal’s election is also more evidence that voters hold the Bush administration responsible for the botched response to Hurricane Katrina, the DNC release said.

“Voter rage against Republicans over Katrina reached its zenith this week,” the DNC said, “as evidenced by the election of a brown-skinned Republican whose parents came from another country. It’s a slap in the face to the GOP, and to President Bush personally, because Bobby Jindal represents just the kind of person that the Republican party wants to keep out of this country, and to keep in their place once they’re here.”

ROTFLMAO! You cannot be a democrat without having a serious case of dementia.

[MrB]

What’s so funny about the article is that it is a perfect parody of what goes on in the twisted minds of moonbat leftists.

[petercooper]

“I’ve had a great relationship. In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking,” Biden said.

and Allen says Macaca, and he cannot run for Prez

[stevio]

There’s probably an investigation at the DNC as to who leaked it.

[Roccus]

I almost bit!!!! (heh, heh)

[Old Retired Army Guy]

What are they going to say when Mary Landrieu gets beat next year?

[chimera]

Biden gets a pass on his racist remarks because he's a 'Rat, and everyone knows that 'Rats "have their hearts in the right place". In fact, his remark will probably increase his vote totals the next time he runs for office.

OTOH, Allen gets run out of town on a rail because he's a 'Pub, and if he slips up and utters a racial epithet, it only proves his evil and racist nature because he's a 'Pub. Everyone knows that different standards apply depending on your party affiliation, so why be surprised?

[BenLurkin]

It had me going for a moment — thinking “MoveOn kooks really have taken over the DNC!”

[KosmicKitty]

I can usully spot satire, but not this time!

[BlazingArizona]

Furthermore, it’s an example of (cue the scary music) outsourcing!

[Servant of the Cross]

LOL. You do have to wonder if there aren’t meetings right now at DNC headquarters discussing whether to adopt it word for word as their position.

[in hoc signo vinces]

There’s an online article by the Economist (which really should the Communist) that mirrors this article...only the bozo editors believe it’s “counter to conventional wisdom that the residents of Louisiana have voted in a Republican after Bush’s failure to deal with Katrina...”, so, the economist’s article isnt satire...it’s available on Drudge.

Granted the Economist is run by the idiot kind of Brits who have no clue as to when the state and local governments within the US need to be held accountable...but still...it’s just another agendized hit piece against the Bush administration.

Folks...Iraq has turned a page, peoples eyes are opening as to the real problem with Katrina relief (i.e. “Dumbocrats in charge locally) when comparing that with the latest disaster in California, the Hildabeast’s constant scandals having the light of day placed on them...blah blah...2008 might not be so bad for Republicans...

[Condor51]

Mr. Jindal’s election is also more evidence that voters hold the Bush administration responsible for the botched response to Hurricane Katrina, the DNC release said. “Voter rage against Republicans over Katrina reached its zenith this week,” the DNC said, “as evidenced by the election of a brown-skinned Republican whose parents came from another country

In all seriousness, someone at the DNC, okay everyone there, has to stop taking drugs. Their 'brains have turned to mush' (medical term).
:-)

[AliVeritas]

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