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Posted on 10/25/2007 5:59:24 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska
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You sound like you know my husband:)I am gonna to try to go back to sleep,Night Beautiful.
Good morning, Pusterfuss...((HUGS))...looks like winter is put off at least another week. It has decided to warm up again.
Honoring the finest of the finest would never do. *sigh*
((HUGS))Good morning, Kathy. How's it going?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BLACKIE!!!!!!
BTTT
Good morning, Everyone. Good morning
Thank you, Ma, for preparing the Canteen for today’s activities. I'm going to buy that book Lone Survivor. I've got to check to see if I've gotten a coupon from Borders that I'll be able to use.
The SEALs — Lt. Michael Murphy, Sonar Technician (Surface) 2nd Class Matthew Axelson, Gunner’s Mate 2nd Class Danny Dietz and Hospital Corpsman 2nd Class Marcus Luttrell... I salute you.
DC Metroland weather report ~ Today....Rain likely. High 61F. Winds ENE at 10 to 15 mph. Rainfall possibly over one inch. ~ Tonight....Rain likely with a few thunderstorms. Low around 60F. Winds ESE at 5 to 10 mph. Rainfall possibly over one inch.
That means music, fun, and mayhem!
Time for me to make my rounds. But, you stay right where you are. Don't touch that dial. Don't change that channel. Put down that remote. Don't leave the room. Keep your eyes on your monitor. Cause...............I'll be bock!
And, for the rest of you………..
Now remember, the Canteen is
So, come on in and sit for a while. There's always plenty of coffee, pancakes, conversation, silliness, and plain old BS
REMEMBER THEM
DEFENDERS OF FREEDOM
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Good morning Ma.{{{HUGS}}}
Great thread.
He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron."
The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"
He says, "Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!"
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Good morning E.G.C.{{{HUGS}}}
Good morning Beachy.{{{{HUGS}}}
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you".
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. But first, you have to be single and you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull off to the side of the road, "maybe we will see what we can do."
The nun plants a whopper of a kiss on the cabbie! But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
Good morning beachy!
Top of the morning, beachy.
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics woman at the Department Store. So, she showed him a bottle of $50 perfume.
"That's a bit much," said Bob. The woman then returned with a smaller bottle costing $30.
Bob complained, "That’s still a lot of money."
Growing disgusted, the woman brought out her smallest little bottle of $15 perfume.
Bob grew even more restless and replied, "No no… What I mean is I'd like to see something really cheap!"
So the clerk handed him a mirror!!
You're up early, no?
Howz thingz where you are?
Actually I got up kind of late and only have a few minutes,before having to get ready for work.
Good afternoon TT.{{{HUGS}}}
((HUGS))Good morning, Ladies. How’s it going?
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