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Dutch Museum Pleads for Crab Lice Donor
FOXNews.com ^ | Monday, October 22, 2007 | Associated Press

Posted on 10/22/2007 6:46:10 AM PDT by OSHA

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands — Got crabs?

If so, please pass on to one desperate museum.

A dutch museum said Friday it is having trouble getting its hands on a parasite that just about everybody else is anxious to avoid: crabs.

The Rotterdam Natural History Museum has appealed for somebody — anybody — to give it a single crab louse for its collection, amid fears they may be dying out.

The donor's anonymity, said curator Kees Moeliker, is guaranteed.

(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: cooties
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To: OSHA

Is Bill Clinton visiting Europe anytime soon?


21 posted on 10/22/2007 7:03:11 AM PDT by Rb ver. 2.0 (The WOT will end when pork products are weaponized)
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To: theDentist

Ah, missed yours. Right on!


22 posted on 10/22/2007 7:03:48 AM PDT by Rb ver. 2.0 (The WOT will end when pork products are weaponized)
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To: cripplecreek

LOL


23 posted on 10/22/2007 7:04:02 AM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto)
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To: OSHA

Sorry, the case I caught from that red-haired flight attendant in Ontario, California is long gone.


24 posted on 10/22/2007 7:04:11 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (I'm not hard of hearing, I'm just ignoring you.)
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To: OSHA

According to the Lice Capades episode, Angelina Jolie is a suitable donor. Not safe for work.
http://tinyurl.com/2x77dk


25 posted on 10/22/2007 7:07:24 AM PDT by Rb ver. 2.0 (The WOT will end when pork products are weaponized)
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To: OSHA

All the illegals in Holland, and they can’t find one louse?


26 posted on 10/22/2007 7:07:29 AM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: cripplecreek

A pair of Depends... and a bug-bomb. You can do it right in your cube at work.


27 posted on 10/22/2007 7:07:47 AM PDT by johnny7 ("But that one on the far left... he had crazy eyes")
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To: johnny7

I don’t need the depends, I drop a few bug bombs in my shorts daily. Preventative maintenance I guess.


28 posted on 10/22/2007 7:10:39 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
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To: OSHA

29 posted on 10/22/2007 7:11:08 AM PDT by Vaquero (" an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein "MOLON LABE!" Leonidas of Sparta)
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To: OSHA; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; martin_fierro; NYC GOP Chick; ...
For the first time in her life, Paris Hilton is truly needed.


30 posted on 10/22/2007 7:13:04 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Be deranged in a consistent manner. Manson was nuts, but at least he was always on message." --dead)
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To: martin_fierro

I gave at the office . . .


31 posted on 10/22/2007 7:13:11 AM PDT by BraveMan
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To: Bob
Sounds a little extreme to me.

If they get listed as endangered the new cure will be shoot, shovel and shut-up.

32 posted on 10/22/2007 7:14:14 AM PDT by OSHA (Liberals will lick the boot on their necks if they think the other boot is on yours and mine.)
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To: Vaquero

MMMMMmmmmmmmmm! Yummy!

Old Bay, Corn-on-the-Cob, Pitchers of beer....

It’s what’s for dinner.


33 posted on 10/22/2007 7:14:35 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: theDentist

ROTFLMFAO....that was my first thought too!!!


34 posted on 10/22/2007 7:14:57 AM PDT by RSmithOpt (Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

MD Shore Ping

35 posted on 10/22/2007 7:16:44 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Vaquero

We need some Old Bay, onion, lemon, and butter for them boys.


36 posted on 10/22/2007 7:17:48 AM PDT by RSmithOpt (Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
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To: martin_fierro
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Crabby Dick better not be servin me Crabby Patties.
37 posted on 10/22/2007 7:23:19 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
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To: OSHA

If they are declared endangered species, will Britney Spears no longer be allowed to destroy their nesting grounds?

38 posted on 10/22/2007 7:23:57 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (May the heirs of Charles Martel and Jan Sobieski rise up again to defend Europe.)
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To: OSHA

39 posted on 10/22/2007 7:33:24 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: KarlInOhio
If they are declared endangered species, will Britney Spears no longer be allowed to destroy their nesting grounds?

Even worse, will they limit public access to the area?

40 posted on 10/22/2007 7:36:45 AM PDT by OSHA (Liberals will lick the boot on their necks if they think the other boot is on yours and mine.)
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