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Dutch Museum Pleads for Crab Lice Donor
FOXNews.com ^
| Monday, October 22, 2007
| Associated Press
Posted on 10/22/2007 6:46:10 AM PDT by OSHA
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands Got crabs?
If so, please pass on to one desperate museum.
A dutch museum said Friday it is having trouble getting its hands on a parasite that just about everybody else is anxious to avoid: crabs.
The Rotterdam Natural History Museum has appealed for somebody anybody to give it a single crab louse for its collection, amid fears they may be dying out.
The donor's anonymity, said curator Kees Moeliker, is guaranteed.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
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posted on
10/22/2007 6:46:11 AM PDT
by
OSHA
To: OSHA
(loudspeaker)
"Bill Clinton, you're needed in Amsterdam. Bill Clinton, you're needed in Amsterdam. Thank you."
(/loudspeaker)
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posted on
10/22/2007 6:47:59 AM PDT
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll. "What happens if neutrinos have mass?")
To: OSHA
They should check with Gabby on Wisteria Lane..... she’s got them
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posted on
10/22/2007 6:48:16 AM PDT
by
bert
(K.E. N.P. +12 . Moveon is not us...... Moveon is the enemy)
To: OSHA
If they get that hippie museum up and running, they could borrow from them....
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posted on
10/22/2007 6:48:17 AM PDT
by
Califreak
(Duncan Hunter-no clothespin necessary!)
To: OSHA
I can’t think of a comment that isn’t in very poor taste...
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posted on
10/22/2007 6:48:20 AM PDT
by
chrisser
To: OSHA
The Rotterdam Natural History Museum has appealed for somebody anybody to give it a single crab louse for its collection, amid fears they may be dying out.People are really sick today.
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posted on
10/22/2007 6:48:33 AM PDT
by
frogjerk
To: OSHA
Forward this to the Democrat Underground and Code Pink. They should be able to rustle up several hundred.
7
posted on
10/22/2007 6:49:45 AM PDT
by
FormerLib
(Sacrificing our land and our blood cannot buy protection from jihad.-Bishop Artemije of Kosovo)
To: OSHA
I hope I never get them.
I heard the only way to get rid of crabs was to stab them one at a time with an icepick.
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posted on
10/22/2007 6:49:53 AM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto)
To: frogjerk
I heard on the TMC website that Lindsay Lohan had em,...buy her a ticket and send her over.
9
posted on
10/22/2007 6:50:27 AM PDT
by
Armedanddangerous
(Chuin, Master of Sinanju (emeritus))
To: OSHA
OH NOOOOOO! Imagine what might be appearing NEXT on the dirt worshipers ENDANGERED species list....
To: OSHA
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posted on
10/22/2007 6:51:21 AM PDT
by
Thrownatbirth
(.....when the sidewalks are safe for the little guy.)
To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
Nah, you set one side on fire with kerosene and stab them with the ice pick when they run for the safety of the side that isn’t burning.
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posted on
10/22/2007 6:51:38 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
To: OSHA
Just throw toothpicks in the urinals. Crabs can pole vault..............
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posted on
10/22/2007 6:53:02 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
( We don't have science, but we have consensus.......)
To: OSHA
...amid fears they may be dying out.No doubt "Global Warming" is to blame.
To: Red Badger
Don't sit
Upon
The dunny seat -
The crabs
In here
Can jump six feet.
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posted on
10/22/2007 6:54:19 AM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
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posted on
10/22/2007 6:55:57 AM PDT
by
OSHA
(Liberals will lick the boot on their necks if they think the other boot is on yours and mine.)
To: OSHA
"The Rotterdam Natural History Museum has appealed for somebody anybody to give it a single crab louse for its collection, amid fears they may be dying out." I just saw a thread featuring an anti war rally...seemed to me there would be PLENTY of louse there.
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posted on
10/22/2007 6:56:07 AM PDT
by
sweet_diane
(Hey Volunteers..... where are those 40 points now? Roll TIDE ROLL!)
To: 75thOVI; Abathar; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; andie74; Andy'smom; Augustus McCrae; ...
The Rotterdam Natural History Museum has appealed for somebody anybody to give it a single crab louse for its collection
"JUST GIMME ONE LOUSY LOUSE!"
To: OSHA
If they’re really into collecting vermin I’d suggest waiting for the Democrat Convention. The pickens’ll be easy.
To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
I heard the only way to get rid of crabs was to stab them one at a time with an icepick. What I've heard was that you first have to shave half of the area. You then soak the unshaved portion with lighter fluid and ignite it. As they flee from the fire, you stab them with the icepick. Sounds a little extreme to me.
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posted on
10/22/2007 7:03:01 AM PDT
by
Bob
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