Dutch Museum Pleads for Crab Lice Donor

FOXNews.com ^ | Monday, October 22, 2007 | Associated Press

[OSHA]

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands — Got crabs?

If so, please pass on to one desperate museum.

A dutch museum said Friday it is having trouble getting its hands on a parasite that just about everybody else is anxious to avoid: crabs.

The Rotterdam Natural History Museum has appealed for somebody — anybody — to give it a single crab louse for its collection, amid fears they may be dying out.

The donor's anonymity, said curator Kees Moeliker, is guaranteed.

[theDentist]

(loudspeaker)
"Bill Clinton, you're needed in Amsterdam. Bill Clinton, you're needed in Amsterdam. Thank you."
(/loudspeaker)

[bert]

They should check with Gabby on Wisteria Lane..... she’s got them

[Califreak]

If they get that hippie museum up and running, they could borrow from them....

[chrisser]

I can’t think of a comment that isn’t in very poor taste...

[frogjerk]

The Rotterdam Natural History Museum has appealed for somebody — anybody — to give it a single crab louse for its collection, amid fears they may be dying out.

People are really sick today.

[FormerLib]

Forward this to the Democrat Underground and Code Pink. They should be able to rustle up several hundred.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

I hope I never get them.
I heard the only way to get rid of crabs was to stab them one at a time with an icepick.

[Armedanddangerous]

I heard on the TMC website that Lindsay Lohan had em,...buy her a ticket and send her over.

[Just mythoughts]

OH NOOOOOO! Imagine what might be appearing NEXT on the dirt worshipers ENDANGERED species list....

[Thrownatbirth]

Try the Waffle House

[cripplecreek]

Nah, you set one side on fire with kerosene and stab them with the ice pick when they run for the safety of the side that isn’t burning.

[Red Badger]

Just throw toothpicks in the urinals. Crabs can pole vault..............

[PBRSTREETGANG]

...amid fears they may be dying out.

No doubt "Global Warming" is to blame.

[AnAmericanMother]

Don't sit
Upon
The dunny seat -
The crabs
In here
Can jump six feet.

[OSHA]

Ping!

[sweet_diane]

"The Rotterdam Natural History Museum has appealed for somebody — anybody — to give it a single crab louse for its collection, amid fears they may be dying out."

I just saw a thread featuring an anti war rally...seemed to me there would be PLENTY of louse there.

[martin_fierro]

The Rotterdam Natural History Museum has appealed for somebody — anybody — to give it a single crab louse for its collection

No amateurs, please. Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
The List of Ping Lists

"JUST GIMME ONE LOUSY LOUSE!"

[Inwoodian]

If they’re really into collecting vermin I’d suggest waiting for the Democrat Convention. The pickens’ll be easy.

[Bob]

I heard the only way to get rid of crabs was to stab them one at a time with an icepick.

What I've heard was that you first have to shave half of the area. You then soak the unshaved portion with lighter fluid and ignite it. As they flee from the fire, you stab them with the icepick. Sounds a little extreme to me.