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Posted on 10/11/2007 6:00:09 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska
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OMGGGG I remember this MAD Tv episode they ownnn I hate to say this Bush and KERRY Kerry more LOLOLOL!
Actually you got give props to MAD TV they tell like it is LOL! sometime LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL_PV9AbFX0&mode=related&search=
Good jokes today, you two......I just got a couple blond jokes in email.....
Two blondes with hammers, Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter
work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house
siding,
would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, and either toss it over
her
shoulder or nail it in.
Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, “Why are you
throwing those nails away?”
Carol explained, “When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of
them have the head on the wrong end, and I throw them away.”
Donna got completely upset and yelled, “You moron! Those nails aren’t
defective! They’re for the other side of the house.
A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of
her index finger shot off.
“How did this happen?” the emergency room doctor asked her.
“Well, I was trying to commit suicide,” the blonde replied.
“What?” sputtered the doctor. “You tried to commit suicide by
shooting off your finger?”
“No, Silly,” the blonde said, “first I put the gun to my chest, and
then I thought, I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I’m not shooting
myself in the chest.”
“So then?” asked the doctor.
“Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, “I just paid
$3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened. I’m not shooting myself in the
mouth.”
“So then?” asked the doctor.
“Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: “This is going to make a
loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.
My goodness Doc.....your nephew has seen alot of action!
Please tell him thank you for his service for me & glad he’s coming home soon.
Batching it for the weekend, (left-overs for me this weekend), with Mrs. SR at a Quilting retreat and DesertCoyote in PHX with her brother and SIL; both til Sunday afternoon sometime.
How's your day progressing?
How cute...
Hiya again.
You are gonna be home alone?
Did she leave you a honeydo list as long as your arm?
Thanks for your ‘well wishes’ and remember to pray for all our men and women in harms way.
Thanks again!
How goes it TAZ, keeping busy?
I saw some mighty fine pictures of you last week, cool! ;0)
Nope! Just Groceries and taking care of DesertCoyote’s Pet Frog.
My day has been long, but I’ve gotten more done than anticipated. Just about out of steam...bosses have left...skating for a half hour. Glad it is over!
Glad to hear that your week ended normally.
I did have to explain, and when he came back, I had to prove that he was taxed correctly.
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