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How to catch pigs
e-mail | September 20, 2007 | unknown

Posted on 09/20/2007 6:37:18 PM PDT by knarf

How to catch wild pigs

There was a Chemistry professor in a large college that had some Exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Prof noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist government.

In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a Strange question. He asked, " Do you know how to catch wild pigs?"

The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke."You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side. The pigs, who are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat, you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd.

Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity.

The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening to America. The government keeps pushing us toward Communism/socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc. While we continually lose our freedoms- just a little at a time.

One should always remember: There is no such thing as a free lunch!

And you can never hire someone to provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself.

If you see that all of this wonderful government "help" is a problem confronting the future of democracy in America, you might want to send this on to your friends.

If you think the free ride is essential to your way of life then you will probably delete this email, but God help you when the gate slams shut!


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; Philosophy
KEYWORDS: freecorn; priceoffreecorn; socialism
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1 posted on 09/20/2007 6:37:21 PM PDT by knarf
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To: knarf

“And you can never hire someone to provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself.”

Come on, that is absolutely not true.


2 posted on 09/20/2007 6:42:28 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (This post sold by weight, not volume. Some settling of content may have occurred during shipment.)
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To: knarf

One should always remember: There is no such thing as a free lunch!
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Socialists do not care. It is all about short term POWER AND CONTROL. These fools care about NOTHING but what they see in the mirror.


3 posted on 09/20/2007 6:42:40 PM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: knarf
Great story! Much food for thought! BTW, there are no more tobacco subsidies. I heard recently that more tobacco is being grown in some areas of NC (a big tobacco-growing state) than before the program was ended. Now, those who want to plant more tobacco can do so because there are no more “allotments”. All it took was for the government to get out of the way!
4 posted on 09/20/2007 6:43:32 PM PDT by srmorton (Choose life!)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

“And you can never hire someone to provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself. “

Yep, totally untrue and for more than one reason.


5 posted on 09/20/2007 6:47:14 PM PDT by Kirkwood
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To: knarf
Darn shame that an exchange student, presumably not here for very long, can understand and appreciate what is truly great about this country ... and it is not the government. Lately there is a proliferation of folks born in this country that do not understand this simple concept.
6 posted on 09/20/2007 6:52:05 PM PDT by JustaDumbBlonde
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To: knarf

...spreadin’ the word. :)


7 posted on 09/20/2007 6:57:46 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (just b/c your paranoid, doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you....Run, Fred, Run. :^)
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To: knarf

I thought from the title, Hillary was loose.


8 posted on 09/20/2007 7:18:47 PM PDT by sweetiepiezer (Do not lick envelopes from China.........)
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To: knarf
One should always remember: There is no such thing as a free lunch!

But, there is such a thing as a free pig; there are millions of them out there and Hillary know that better than anyone!

9 posted on 09/20/2007 7:28:47 PM PDT by balls
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To: knarf
When I'm a Free-roamin' man one day, I'm gonna get me a hog dog with a nose for bayin' and cornerin' (but not holdin').
Turn it loose in the woods/swamps/marsh and let it's knowing-nostrils pick up scent of a boar and get it backed up to a place of no escape

Then I'll come stampedin; up with my trusty Remington 870 slug gun, take aim and THAT'S how I catch wild pig--with Winchester Gold Partiton-nose sabot slug.

10 posted on 09/20/2007 8:09:52 PM PDT by ExcursionGuy84 ("Jesus, Your Love takes my breath away.")
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder
"“And you can never hire someone to provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself.” "Come on, that is absolutely not true."

It should be absolutely not true. But Income taxes pushes up the costs of economic specialization. I do my own wiring, plumbing and I'm pretty much my own doctor. Because while it takes me 3 times as long. By the time I pay their before tax charges with my after tax dollars, it's cheaper to do it myself. I just hope I never need surgery.

11 posted on 09/20/2007 8:13:19 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: knarf

Me too.


12 posted on 09/20/2007 9:10:14 PM PDT by Atchafalaya
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To: knarf

Good analogy, building 4 walls around the whole herd of pigs gradually. Better than the boiling frog analogy.


13 posted on 09/20/2007 9:35:06 PM PDT by Kevmo (We should withdraw from Iraq — via Tehran. And Duncan Hunter is just the man to get that job done.)
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To: DannyTN
It can be true, but as you point out, you can't really do your own self-dentistry/surgery....even a haircut would be tough....and the original statement used that magic word "never"...which is my real problem with it.

Now, I know or I think I know what you mean vis a vis doing your own electrical work, and I do (and sometimes enjoy doing) those things myself. To try to make the discussion as simple as possible, if you were a $500/hour attorney who happened to have electrical skills, it's possible that hiring a $50/hour electrician could be a very costly use of your time. IF, you had legal work to do during that time! If you were an unemployed attorney then you saved $50/hour. It's also a consideration that a pro can usually do the job in about 1/3rd to 1/2 the time of a skilled amateur and maybe 1/8th the time of a beginner.

Of course, all the calcs go out the window if you do this work yourself and totally blow it, creating damage, or even worse, injury to yourself. (not likely for electrical, but an amateur can break legs doing, say roofing) And then you have to hire the "pro" anyway, sometimes at greater cost than if you hadn't lunched the job. Ugh.

The real skill, IMO, is knowing what you're better off hiring external help to get done, and weighing that against your own costs in terms of time, possible screw-up > redo at that painful price you were reluctant to pay in the first place, and your learning-curve time.

I will tell you what absolutely burns me up, though. It is the notion that you cannot really know the competence of a so-called professional you hire or are intending to hire without becoming nearly as skilled as that professional. Because without that level of astuteness or something like it, you cannot know if a good job is being done. Before it's done. So, you not only have to pay the pro, you have to invest what's usually a non-trivial amount of time (at no compensation) educating yourself in the very field where you're hiring the pro. In most cases, you don't even know sufficient questions to ask to find out if a particular pro is the one you should hire. The best you can do is to get references, obviously, but I've been well hosed by pros who came with a good fat book of refs.

14 posted on 09/20/2007 10:23:42 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (This post sold by weight, not volume. Some settling of content may have occurred during shipment.)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

I know what you mean.

Maybe it’s just imagination or wishful thinking, but wasn’t there a time, where people took pride in their work, and wouldn’t dream of blatantly ripping someone off?


15 posted on 09/21/2007 7:34:23 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: knarf
Don't forget the ending:

"When the exchange student finished, the liberal professor stared at the student as if he had three heads, a puzzled look of non-comprehension plastered on his face."

16 posted on 09/22/2007 6:41:40 AM PDT by NewJerseyJoe (Rat mantra: "Facts are meaningless! You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!")
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To: knarf

place mark.


17 posted on 10/05/2007 3:50:31 PM PDT by processing please hold (Duncan Hunter '08) (ROP and Open Borders-a terrorist marriage and hell's coming with them)
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To: JustaDumbBlonde
The whole concept of 'the proverb' has been excised from the American consciousness.

Thank the NEA.

18 posted on 10/05/2007 4:22:00 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
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To: knarf
Only when we fail to teach our children. My sons understand. I would imagine that, if you have kids, yours understand as well. ;-)
19 posted on 10/05/2007 4:40:17 PM PDT by JustaDumbBlonde
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To: JustaDumbBlonde

I have 5 ... all homeschooled ... Christian curriculum ... yoobetcha’ proverbs were/are a part of their thought processes.


20 posted on 10/05/2007 6:05:03 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
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