[ConservativeStatement]

[ConservativeDude]

You know, you’re never goona be President, either

[Cicero]

“Hey, man, I’ll trade hair with you!”

“You speakin’ to me?”

[ElkGroveDan]

“I served in Vietnam.”

“I’m black.”

[American Quilter]

“Now, Barack, I told you no kissing in public!”

[GourmetDan]

Now how did you say you got all your money?

[counterpunch]

“Now I pass the torch of failure on to you.”

 

[Normal4me]

“Dude, you got some botox leaking out of your neck.”

[Responsibility2nd]

“Yeah, my wife embarrasses me too!”

[ZinGirl]

“hey, at least I’m black....did you really think going with a ketchup label was going to work?”

[RckyRaCoCo]

"I haven't got a clue..."

"that makes two of us"

[donnab]

No I will not tell them I served in Viet Nam! Get away from me you loser.

[Joe 6-pack]

"In Massachussetts we normally just take this red flashy thing to all our voter rallies."

[American_Centurion]

Ungh! I think I love you boy, come over here and let me stick my tongue down your throat.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Black suit, white shirt, light blue tie - always a good choice - you catch on quick son.

[dead]

Driving Miss Lazy.

[reagan_fanatic]

Barack: "I wish I could quit you..."

[DejaJude]

Which talking point from Moveon.org are you taking?

[Resolute Conservative]

Obama: I smell stale ketchup...

Kerry: I smell stale sh__...

[Neoliberalnot]

terrorist sympathizer and his muslim buddy.

[shadeaud]

Now here’s how you do it.....you tap your foot against mine under the toilet door and then reach down and waggle your hand..