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Man Charged With Assault for Throwing Cheetos at Dad
www.foxnews.com ^
| 9/4/2007
| Associated Press
Posted on 09/05/2007 5:15:03 AM PDT by IronKros
DES MOINES, Iowa — A Des Moines man was charged with domestic assault Sunday after throwing a bag of Cheetos at his father. Twenty-two-year-old Patrick Hamman was arrested after the bag of cheesy chips hit his father, Michael Hamman, in the face. Police said the bag hit his father's glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of his nose. The police report said — quote— "Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust." Police said Patrick, who lives with his father, admitted that he was on methamphetamine at the time of the argument.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; US: Iowa
KEYWORDS: assault; cheesy; crime; generalchat
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The assailant was caught orange handed.
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posted on
09/05/2007 5:15:04 AM PDT
by
IronKros
To: IronKros
It ain’t easy bein’ cheesey..................
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posted on
09/05/2007 5:17:07 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(ALL that CARBON in ALL that oil & coal was once in the atmospere. We're just putting it back!)
To: IronKros
At the least, sonny boy needs to get his own place and earn his own cheetos.
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posted on
09/05/2007 5:20:00 AM PDT
by
Colonel Kangaroo
(Only Duncan Hunter would inspire a tagline from me)
To: Red Badger
That dude must have been awfully amped up to throw a bag of Cheesy-Poofs so hard as to cause injury.
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posted on
09/05/2007 5:20:16 AM PDT
by
subterfuge
(Today, Tolerance =greatest virtue;Hypocrisy=worst character defect; Discrimination =worst atrocity)
To: subterfuge
Do you realize how hard it is to wash Cheeto dust off the skin!? The stuff turned into wallpaper paste when it gets wet....
To: captjanaway
turns - not turned... Should not type before coffee....
To: Slings and Arrows; EveningStar
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posted on
09/05/2007 5:26:05 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Turning Vanity Threads Into New Socks Threads at Every Opportunity)
To: IronKros
"Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust." This is a joke, right?
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posted on
09/05/2007 5:27:34 AM PDT
by
HIDEK6
To: IronKros
We must pass more Cheeto control laws.
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posted on
09/05/2007 5:28:06 AM PDT
by
Carl LaFong
(Building Code Under Fire)
To: Colonel Kangaroo
When the chips are down, some turn to drugs.
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posted on
09/05/2007 5:29:06 AM PDT
by
IronKros
( The pig put foot. Grunt. Foot in what? ketchup)
To: captjanaway
I can't believe people actually eat Cheetos.
Carolyn
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posted on
09/05/2007 5:29:07 AM PDT
by
CDHart
("It's too late to work within the system and too early to shoot the b@#$%^&s."--Claire Wolfe)
To: IronKros
Give dad credit for turning the loser in.
Take it away for raising such a loser.
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posted on
09/05/2007 5:29:26 AM PDT
by
ukie55
To: IronKros
I wonder if the accused will use the “Twinkie” defense.
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posted on
09/05/2007 5:29:34 AM PDT
by
LIConFem
(Thompson 2008. Lifetime ACU Rating: 86 -- Hunter 2008 (VP) Lifetime ACU Rating: 92)
To: LIConFem
It could just be a misunderstanding. Maybe he dropped the Cheetos while taking an extra wide stance to sit down in the kitchen.
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posted on
09/05/2007 5:31:03 AM PDT
by
IronKros
( The pig put foot. Grunt. Foot in what? ketchup)
To: IronKros
Truth is always stranger than fiction.
You just can’t make this S#@% up!
;^)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
09/05/2007 5:31:32 AM PDT
by
Wolfie
To: IronKros
I hear the crunchy kind can be really dangerous
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posted on
09/05/2007 5:34:16 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
("Terrorism is not the enemy. It is a means to the ends of militant Islamism." MZJ)
To: CDHart
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posted on
09/05/2007 5:39:21 AM PDT
by
Calpernia
(Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
To: IronKros
Cheetos assault doesn’t start until you heave a fricking CASE of ‘em!
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posted on
09/05/2007 5:41:20 AM PDT
by
MortMan
(Have a pheasant plucking day!)
To: IronKros
The police report said — quote— "Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust." I can't wait to see this on an episode of CSI.
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posted on
09/05/2007 5:41:55 AM PDT
by
Moonman62
(The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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