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You forgot: "Do not go into the lower regions of the Castle alone."
LOL...i like your sense of humor....(hey, it’s right up there with mine)
On the first thread that would have been about 3 days. More recently it's about 10.
Yikes....that’s the most important advisory of all.
I’m thinking we should send out a squad of recon-dust bunnies to check for lost newbs on the UT....
:’)
Me too. It's almost like Charming Harmonica again.
(It’s the ecomony, stupid!)
s/b
(It’s the ecomopy, stumid!)
Funny you should say that. One afternoon when I was young, I was at at a party out in the country where everyone except for me spontaneously got naked and went for a hike in the woods. It was the reverse of the classic dream of using a toilet in the middle of a parking lot during busy shopping hours. I didn't mind losing the friend who hosted the party.
Yup.
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Another quick, tiny review of the castle:
Then again, a review of the layout would be of service to our more recent arrivals. Most of them don't know where in space we are.
You might even want to join in. The Habitats A and B are open to entrepreneurship. Many people have set up shops there for handmade items and small restaurants. A good interhabitatnet café would be a charming way to entertain the rest of us. I'd have to warn you that the selections of coffee beans is pretty limited, since we have to grow our own, but spices of all kands abound for adulterating various types of beverages.
Cheese and wine are also possibilities. We have a lot of time on our hands; it takes four years to make an orbit out here.
History of the Flying Castle:
Well, it started with the castle, of course. And at first, it didnt fly. It was just a castle.
We had a moat, a courtyard, a great hall, magnificent rooms, a tower, and of course, dungeons.
Actually, they werent really dungeons. They were caverns and tunnels and excavations under the castle, usually ending where the fractured rock gave way to more solid substrate.
You see, we happened to build the castle upon the site of an old meteor crater. Based upon the strange phenomena that attend this location, I suspect it wasnt an ordinary meteor, but an interstellar craft of some type.
Of course, nothing of the original ship would have survived a fiery reentry and collision except possibly some nano-structures, with their own alien instructions and purposes.
And the influence of those alien devices may have contributed to the instability of the founding troll, j.j.fate. Certainly, something did.
Anyway, after the troll was accorded his appropriate fate, and the asphalting was completed, we didnt want to give up the partying, so we sorta set up camp.
That our shoddy construction was inadequate was made abundantly clear by the arrival of an adolescent with a pet Tyrannosaurus Rex. We needed a bit more room for both of them.
Accordingly, we started construction on the castle, excavating the moat and the underground areas, and just stacking up the building stones until we had a castle.
One thing about the castle is a little different. The walls of the courtyard are extremely thick, and they house a double row of stacked, cozy rooms rather like monks cells. Each has a bed, a bathroom, and an entertainment/communication kiosk. They also have a delivery system that supplies packages of no more than about six cubic feet.
This makes the tiny rooms sufficient for workers, students, artists, single visitors, and friendly folks who need a bit of solitude. Ive estimated that with eight levels of these rooms, and the size of the courtyard, we could house about three thousand guests.
And then of course, the main castle has more spacious accommodations; swimming pools, theaters, libraries, dining halls, kitchens, bars, and so forth.
And that is just the castle. But why did we make it fly?
Why We Made It Fly:
In the original Undead Thread, we were running out of space. Not physical space, but mathematical space.
We were limited to a thread length of 65,535 posts. We started worrying about it.
The only option seemed to be that we would have to pick up everything and relocate.
But how do you move a castle?
Very carefully.
We moved the Flying Castle to Loch Ness, and sent a beer truck over to Ireland for a large quantity of Guiness.
Then we flew to the Norwegian Sea, where we picked up the Thrust Ring as part of our new ambitions. We carried it across the North Pole, and on to Kauai, Hawaii for a bit of rest stop and refitting procedure.
It was there that we began the process of replacing our jet engines and hot air balloons with Gas-Cooled Nuclear Reactor/Rocket Engines. You see, we were preparing to go into space.
Why? Im not sure I can even answer that question. It was suggested, and apparently voted on by acclamation, so here we are.
Anyway, we began gleaning Uranium from the ocean currents to fuel our reactors, modifying and improving the process as we went. I wont describe it in too much detail except to say that it combined aqueous ionic separation using electrical attraction and laser impulsion, with the physical separation processes of mass spectrographs and Hilsch tubes. Essentially, it functioned like a horn of plenty operating in reverse. A lot of ocean water went in the big end, and separated isotopes came out the small end.
We used the process to gather useful materials such as Uranium, Irridium, Gold, Silver, Platinum, and other exotic substances for our engineering projects and processes.
Actually, the gold we didnt really need in large quantity, but it was easy to pull out of the ocean, and we could exchange it for other useful materials such as the basic structure for the additional habitats, and the steel used to complete their construction.
You see, we needed three structures of equal mass in order to maintain our balance and induce artificial gravity once in space. We also needed the additional room and surface area to supplement our growth of foodstocks and oxygen-producing organisms.
Habitats A and B are designed like large cruise ships, with multiple decks and large open spaces where livestock, grain fields, fishponds, rice paddies, and hydroponics production facilities are spread around, interspersed with synthetic villages, towns, and market places.
Habitat A follows a more or less southern European plan, with meandering narrow streets and stairs linking different levels, while Habitat B is distinctly Oriental in flavor, with crowded markets, and open cafés in glad profusion.
It becomes easy to forget that we have established a world within a world. Essentially, we had to, to make sure that we could provide for ourselves out in the vast loneliness of interplanetary space.
To help with the illusion, each Habitat has its own time zone, separated by eight hours from its neighbors. The Flying Castle Habitat follows West Coast American time. Habitat A is on Greenwich, and Habitat B is set to Hong Kong Time.
Daylight Savings? Forget about it.
But this world within a world has advantages to its smallness. For one thing, one can easily travel from one habitat to the next by means of the spherical elevator cars.
Our Transportation System:
It was realized that as soon as we decided to close up our Habitats, we would have a problem with free movement of people and materials. Accordingly, an integrated transportation system was developed to facilitate such movement. It can be seen that it was influenced by such systems as the Star Trek Enterprises turbo-lift system, although that seems to have roughly normal cubical elevator cars.
Our cars have to rotate within their shafts in order to deliver the passengers in an upright posture to the new locations, so the shafts are cylindrical, and the elevator cars are spherical.
Think about it. In space, each habitat is rotating around a central point, and each is one hundred and twenty degrees of orientation different from its neighbor. (Three times one hundred and twenty equals three hundred sixty, a complete circle.)
When you travel from Habitat A to Habitat B, the spherical elevator car, in addition to accelerating and decelerating as it snakes its way through the twists and turns of the arms and structures connecting the habitats, slowly rotates to reorient the passengers to what is up and down at the arrival point.
Utility carts and delivery wagons can also be sent this way, although piping and other delivery systems compete with that. Our Castles integrated delivery system to the tiny rooms within the courtyard walls is also tied in. One can cruise the equivalent of the internet, which is isolated to the Flying Castle Habitats, and have items packed up and sent into a package delivery system which will bring them right to your room.
Across the literally miles of tubing and interconnections that tie these systems together, that delivery may take several minutes to arrive, but it is all automated.
This is one of the efficiencies that promotes productivity here. Whatever it is you wish to produce or consume, your raw materials or tools are only moments away. If an idea occurs to you to start making something unique, you can be set up and in production within mere moments. Its fascinating to see the rapidity with which a graphically illustrated tee shirt or other bit of amusement can spread around the Habitats.
Also note that time of day is irrelevant to availability of materials. Someone is always awake.
In space, everything gets recycled.
We know this, but we don't think about it. Prior to taking off for space, we had to think about it.
We had an advantage. We were designing systems that would never have to operate in zero-gee. At least, we hoped so! If we didn't have either thrust or rotation, a non-functioning toilet would be the least of our problems.
The Castle would literally come apart. Our apparent gravity keeps things in place, and our systems were designed to work that way.
So just like terrestrial systems, our water reclamation works by gravity, pumps, and filters. Like systems that were designed a hundred years ago, the first stage involves separation, settling, and the addition of chemicals to speed the process.
In the Castle Habitat, there is an additional stage of biological filtration and separation that is not available on A and B. Their systems are purely mechanical and energy intensive. (At least we have nuclear energy, so don't worry!)
The Castle system takes advantage of the swampy area to the left of the main Castle gate. Treated water which has not reached its final filtration level is released into that ecology to nurture the wild plants. You will notice that they are thriving, just as Irma Bombeck predicted.
It is important that we do this, as there is no other way that a natural ecology could be sustained. Many small creatures depend upon that ecosystem, as confined as it is. From frogs and snails to lizards and songbirds, the nutrients move up the food chain. It is a safety valve for us, and we monitor the health of these organisms.
Most of the rest of the natural world we have captured here is watered by the nearly continuous condensation that occurs on our transparent canopy. The forest and meadows are satisfied with this because they have other methods of getting nitrogen for example. Eventually we may need to take more direct measures, but for now the systems maintain themselves fairly well.
Aquifer collection stations rim the exterior of the Castle Habitat, where naturally filtered water is then mechanically filtered, checked for pathogens and contaminants, and then resupplied for consumption. The entire Flying Castle Habitat is a functioning still for producing clean water!
The separated solids are returned to productive use by a system of double biological separation. First they are tilled into special fields by machines which blend them in like kneaded dough. Selected grasses are sown and eventually harvested.
The collected grasses are then tilled into regular fields as so-called "green manure", meaning pure biological material that is intended to fertilize a second tier of crops.
This is the material that brings the nutrients back to our pastures and orchards. In several stages, possible contaminants are separated out for more intensive treatment.
Metals, for example, are separated in a variety of ways to be recycled in the forges and kilns of our factory levels.
Charming Harmonica was fine until he/she/it decided to brag about making FR a joke.
I guess that’s one of JimRob’s buttons you dare not push.
This thread sure brought in lots of visitors...
Shiver me timbers!
Not to worry. "In Space, everything gets recycled ..."
One of the reasons for American pre-eminence in naval matters in the days of wooden ships and iron men is the fine design, and excellent wood quality from the forests of America.
The sister ships Constitution and Constellation represent the height of such techniques, pioneering a system of diagonal supports to prevent "hogging" in larger wooden vessels.
Our skipjacks and clipper ships also are representative of the quality work and engineering that went into naval design.
There is posting and there is stalking and if you refer to him that way again you will be looking at another lengthy suspension.
.....feeeeel the electricity....
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