Posted on 08/22/2007 2:23:11 PM PDT by VA Voter
Q. What is a cesarean section?
A. A womb with a view.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
When the three brothers couldn't agree on a name for their new beef-cattle ranch, their mother had a suggestion: FOCUS
Why, they asked, would they name it that? Because, she said, it's where the sun's rays meet
Cuz they're going to rake ya, Vick.
“At least you didn’t use the phrase ‘my ass is dragon.’”
I might have last night, but being a new day, it’s now a moat point.
And on a fashion note... Corduroy pillows are making headlines :>)
Man who go through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.
Saving
Hick #1: M R MICE Them are mice
Hick #2: M R NOT Them are not
Hick #1: M R 2 Them are too
Hick #2: TAINT SOW It ain’t so
Hick #1: O S A R Oh, yes they are
Hick #1: C M EDBD FEET? See them itty bitty feet?
Hick #2: L I B, M R MICE! Well, I’ll be, them are mice!
“where the sun’s rays meet” is the first pun. The second was “where the son’s raise meat”.
What is the third?
See 208, 209 & 229.
PERFECT!
Thet’s funny, raght thar!
LOLOLOL!
Thanks for the ping!
I just KNOW I’m gonna enjoy this one. ;o)
Bump for later!
A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide.
- Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes
There were 3 old ladies sitting on a park bench late one evening. After about 20 minutes of chit chat a man popped out of the bushes and flashed them. The first old lady was so scared she had a stroke the second old lady being ill of health had a stroke as well. The third lady however couldn't reach.
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhoea in the convent." "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."
A pun only requires wordplay on one word. “The dolphin did it on porpoise” is a single pun, albeit a really stupid one.
The punchline and its sound-alike (purpose/porpoise) are not separate puns, so you’ve counted the wrong thing. Here’s why it’s a triple pun:
1) sun’s -> sons
2) rays -> raise
3) meet -> meat
BTW, I didn’t say it was good, or funny, just triple. :)
Geologist are very gneiss
Don't take rocks for granite.
Can you tell I am a geology student? Also studying science means I will run into many more puns in the future.
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