Posted on 08/16/2007 2:12:55 PM PDT by blam
Cannibal tribe apologises for eating Methodists
By Nick Squires in Sydney
Last Updated: 3:29pm BST 16/08/2007
A tribe in Papua New Guinea has apologised for killing and eating four 19th century missionaries under the command of a doughty British clergyman.
Sorcery and witchcraft are still common in some Papuan tribes
The four Fijian missionaries were on a proselytising mission on the island of New Britain when they were massacred by Tolai tribesmen in 1878.
They were murdered on the orders of a local warrior chief, Taleli, and were then cooked and eaten.
The Fijians - a minister and three teachers - were under the leadership of the Reverend George Brown, an adventurous Wesleyan missionary who was born in Durham but spent most of his life spreading the word of God in the South Seas.
Thousands of villagers attended a reconciliation ceremony near Rabaul, the capital of East New Britain province, once notorious for the ferocity of its cannibals.
Their leaders apologised for their forefather's taste for human flesh to Fiji's high commissioner to Papua New Guinea.
"We at this juncture are deeply touched and wish you the greatest joy of forgiveness as we finally end this record disagreement," said Ratu Isoa Tikoca, the high commissioner.
Cannibalism was common in many parts of the South Pacific - Fiji was formerly known as the Cannibal Isles - and dozens of missionaries were killed by hostile islanders.
Born at Barnard Castle, Durham, Rev Brown emigrated to New Zealand as a young man and served as a missionary in Samoa before moving with his wife and children to New Guinea.
He was familiar with the cannibalistic traditions of the region and once described a visit to a village in which he counted 35 smoke-blackened human jaw bones dangling from the rafters of a hut.
"A human hand, smoke-dried, was hanging in the same house. And outside I counted 76 notches in a coconut tree, each notch of which, the natives told us, represented a human body which had been cooked and eaten there," he told the Royal Geographical Society.
Even so, he was shocked when told that four of his staff had been cannibalised.
"They were killed simply because they were foreigners, and the natives who killed them did so for no other reason than their desire to eat them, and to get the little property they had with them," he wrote.
He reluctantly agreed to launch a punitive expedition, ordering his men to burn down villages implicated in the murders and destroy wooden canoes.
At least 10 tribe members blamed for the attack were killed in an area known as Blanche Bay. Rev Brown claimed the raids made the region safe for Europeans.
In a letter to the general secretary of the London Missionary Society he wrote: "The natives respect us more than they did, and as they all acknowledge the justice of our cause they bear us no ill will."
But the reprisals attracted fierce criticism from the press, particularly in Australia.
The Australian newspaper said: "If missionary enterprise in such an island as this leads to wars of vengeance, which may readily develop into wars of extermination, the question may be raised whether it may not be better to withdraw the mission from savages who show so little appreciation of its benefits."
However, an official investigation by British colonial authorities a year later exonerated Rev Brown.
At the cannibal meat market, there was a sign over the counter: Americans $3.00/lb; British $4.00/lb; Arabs $11/lb. A customer asked, "Why are the Arabs so much more expensive?"
The butcher replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?"
Tip your waitress folks, I'll be here all week.
I am not going there — but, we might try “Democrats” !
For sure, those turkeys would not rate too high as a discriminating epicurean’s favorite !
So there! Got that off my chest...and feeling better by the minute. *S*
I think cannibals would like Democrats.
They come with their own whine.
Too stringy, I’d imagine.
Isn’t Hillary a Methodist? Those thighs could solve world hunger.
Q: What is a cannibal’s favorite game?
A: Swallow the leader.
How about send the entire Sr. demoCrap delagation from congress for a fact finding mission..........
Yes, well, I recall reading about gold mining in NG in the 1980s. The natives thought people were coming in and literally sucking the gold from their villages.
So, cannibalistic rituals may be harder to overcome.
A then-coworker came back from Fiji. He said the museum there has the remnants of the boots of the last person to be eaten on the island. The consumption was apparently a mistake, since I think he said Queen Victoria decreed that Fijians must no longer eat people.
The Methodists were closest thing the tribe could get to “serving” God?
I refrain from making a Monica reference.
What do you call a cannibal who devours his mother in law?
Gladiator!
Seriously, this is true: Fijian cannibals killed and ate an Anglican missionary, the Rev. Thomas Baker. They had never seen leather boots before, and boiled his for hours in an attempt to tenderize them.
To this day in Fiji, “Go eat the boots of Mr. Baker!” is considered a deadly insult, implying backwardness and savagery.
Peace Child & Lords of the Earth by Don Richardson - two great books about mission work among violent, cannibalistic tribes in PNG.
Let’s see, you have three missionaries and three cannibals, and one canoe that holds two people. Send two cannibals across, send one back with the canoe. Then send two missionaries across, and....oops.
Let’s see, you have three missionaries and three cannibals, and one canoe that holds two people. Send two cannibals across, send one back with the canoe. Then send two missionaries across, and....oops.
mmmmmm... LongPig.
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