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Woman calls cops after buying “fake” cocaine
Cordele Dispatch ^ | 13 AUG 2007 | CINDY BISHOP

Posted on 08/13/2007 3:33:33 PM PDT by radar101

ROCHELLE — Do drug dealers issue gift cards if their buyers aren’t satisfied with the product? Apparently a Rochelle woman thought so when she called the local police to help “get her money back” after she was unhappy with the crack cocaine she had bought Thursday night. Juanita Marie Jones, 53, of 957 Gordon St. called Rochelle Police late Thursday night after she purchased what she thought was a $20 piece of crack cocaine, she said. She told officers she broke the rock into three pieces and smoked one, only to discover the rock was “fake.” She told Officer Joel Quinn and Deputy John Shedd of the Wilcox County Sheriff’s Office that she wanted them to get her money back. Jones took the officers into her kitchen and showed them the alleged “fake” rock at which time they arrested her on charges of possession of cocaine. She was taken to the Rochelle Police Department where she is awaiting a bond hearing.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; US: Georgia
KEYWORDS: chat; dope; oops; stupidity; whytheycallitdope
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1 posted on 08/13/2007 3:33:36 PM PDT by radar101
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To: radar101

So many interesting ways to scream out for help!


2 posted on 08/13/2007 3:35:23 PM PDT by GoforBroke
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To: radar101
Jones took the officers into her kitchen and showed them the alleged “fake” rock at which time they arrested her on charges of possession of cocaine.

If it was fake, how could she have been possessing cocaine?

3 posted on 08/13/2007 3:36:02 PM PDT by dfwgator (The University of Florida - Still Championship U)
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To: radar101

So if it’s not crack, is there a crime?

Regardless, some people are beyond stupid.


4 posted on 08/13/2007 3:36:22 PM PDT by DaGman (`)
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To: radar101

Her life is probably so wasted she doesn’t mind an arrest if it gets the phony dealer in trouble.


5 posted on 08/13/2007 3:36:22 PM PDT by SteveMcKing
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To: radar101

Although she is totally ineligible, I nominate Juanita for a honorary Darwin Award.


6 posted on 08/13/2007 3:36:51 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember (The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims.)
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To: radar101

How can she be booked on possession when the coke was fake?


7 posted on 08/13/2007 3:37:02 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I didn't see it in my rear view mirror.)
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To: radar101

Obviously part of the core democrat party voter base.


8 posted on 08/13/2007 3:38:07 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember (The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims.)
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Although she is totally ineligible, I nominate Juanita for a honorary Darwin Award.

Do you know what they do to snitches?

9 posted on 08/13/2007 3:38:29 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I didn't see it in my rear view mirror.)
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To: BipolarBob

she THOUGHT it was fake....obviously, it wasn’t!


10 posted on 08/13/2007 3:38:47 PM PDT by Recovering Ex-hippie (We need a troop surge in Philly and Newark!)
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To: radar101

If they charged her with possession of cocaine, then I guess it was real. In which case, they should also charge her with filing a false police report. Her drug dealer should step forward to sue her for slander and defamation of character.


11 posted on 08/13/2007 3:39:51 PM PDT by LilAngel (No blood for quislings)
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To: BipolarBob

Well, how about drug residue on her crack pipe for starters?


12 posted on 08/13/2007 3:41:04 PM PDT by MPJackal ("If you are not with us, you are against us.")
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To: Recovering Ex-hippie
If the crack ain't right,
You can't indict.
13 posted on 08/13/2007 3:42:12 PM PDT by Publius (A = A)
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To: LilAngel

And probably could prevail except this idiot gal is what’s called “judgement-proof” - nothing to take.


14 posted on 08/13/2007 3:42:51 PM PDT by Emmett McCarthy
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To: radar101

Saddle up for the ride to Stupidville.


15 posted on 08/13/2007 3:44:02 PM PDT by Conservative4Ever (Hoping my 'carbon footprint' has crushed a few liberals)
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To: radar101

That’s why they call it DOPE.


16 posted on 08/13/2007 3:45:38 PM PDT by Principled (Vaporize the "Divide and Conquer" taxes - Have everyone pay the same marginal rate!. NRST!)
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To: radar101
ROFLMAO. There was a Cops episode a few years ago that had a woman complaining to the police that the woman she gave her money to for cocaine kept the money and produced no dope. Proof positive that stuff fries your wee little mind.
17 posted on 08/13/2007 3:49:02 PM PDT by Frwy (Proud member of the vast right wing conspiracy.)
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To: radar101

Calling the cops cuz you bought fake dope? What an idiot.

This is a civil matter.


18 posted on 08/13/2007 3:50:25 PM PDT by ibbryn (this tag intentionally left blank)
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19 posted on 08/13/2007 4:16:09 PM PDT by Dumpster Baby ("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
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To: radar101

The crack dealers of today have no sense of honor anymore.


20 posted on 08/13/2007 4:43:33 PM PDT by microgood
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