Posted on 08/05/2007 10:06:48 PM PDT by goldstategop
A Few Favorite Lines From My Own Movies
I'm often asked about my favorite one-liners from my own movies. Here are a few that stand out and still cause me to chuckle.
"My kind of trouble doesn't take vacations" ("Lone Wolf McQuade" – 1983)
"If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you" ("Code of Silence" – 1985)
"If you come back in here, I'm going to hit you with so many rights, you're going to beg for a left." ("Invasion USA" – 1985)
"Sleep tight, sucker." ("The Delta Force" – 1986 – after taking out a terrorist)
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The Devil and the Angel appearing on Pinto’s shoulder. That is the all-time funniest out of nowhere bits in movies.
Mod, that was a software hiccup.
Kid: (sobs after killing a man in an outhouse) "... and all from pulling a trigger."
William Munny (Eastwood): "It's a hell of a thing killin' a man. You take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have."
The Professionals (Lee Marvin)
Corrupt railroad owner whom Marvin dupes in the end: "You bastard."
Henry 'Rico' Fardan (Lee Marvin): "In my case an accident of birth. But you, sir, are a self-made man."
North by Northwest (Cary Grant)
Roger O. Thornhill (Grant): "Apparently, the only performance that will satisfy you is when I play dead."
Phillip Vandamm (James Mason): "Your very next role. You'll be quite convincing, I assure you."
John Wayne
“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
Mandy Patenkin, “The Princess Bride”
“Well, I ain’t gonna hit ya. No, I ain’t gonna. Like hell I ain’t!”
John Wayne, “McClintock!”
“Good, bad. I’m the guy with the gun.”
Bruce Campbell, “Army of Darkness”
The Unforgiven (Clint Eastwood)
Gene Hackman (the bad guy, shot by Clint Eastwood, dying, lying on the floor, looking up at the barrel of Eastwood’s gun: “I don’t deserve to die like this!”
Eastwood: “Deserve’s got nuthin to do with it”
Hackman: “I’ll see you in Hell, William Munny!”
Eastwood’s gun: “BLAM!”
''Uh, uh. I know what you're thinkin'. Did he fire six shots, or only five? Well, in all this excitement, I've kinda forgotten myself, but, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it'll blow your head CLEAN off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?
Well, do ya, punk?''
As it happens, I've typed this from memory. My apologies for any missed words...there won't be too many. You can find out how poor my memory is by simply Googling. Do you feel lucky?
;^)
The definitive one-liner by Ripley
(Sigourney Weaver) in “Aliens”: “Get away from her you bitch!”
‘’They’re ‘ll be no locked doors in THIS marriage!’’ — the Duke, in ‘The Quiet Man’.
John Derek to Bogart in Knock on any Door:
“live fast, die young, and make a good looking corpse.”
Al
"Dying ain't no way to make a living."
When asked whether some bad guys he had just shot should be buried, Josie Wales replied,
"Buzzard's gotta eat same as a worm."
In Unforgiven when Will Munny (Eastwood) was informed that the man he had just shot and killed was unarmed.
"He should've armed himself."
“I’m going to send you to a deep, dark place and I’m going to have FUN doing it!”: J.E. Freeman as Eddie Dane in “Miller’s Crossing”.
Jack.
Chosen One: Well, I’m gonna count to three, and if I hear one more friggin’ squeak, I’m gonna take his shoes, and shove em’ up his...
Kung Pow
and the Bible says "they all fell backward"
Proving that Jesus went to the Cross willingly.
With the mere sound of His Voice He could have
stopped the whole thing any time He wanted to.
I’ve seen a couple of attempts at John Wayne’s quote from ‘McLintock!’, and they’re ALMOST right. The quote is:
“I know I’m gonna use good judgement. I haven’t lost my temper in 40 years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this monring, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won’t, I won’t. The hell I won’t”
IMDB is your friend.
WTG! Well done!
"Well, he should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend"
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