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End of the Road for Armless Driver
Breitbart ^ | 08/01/2007 | PHIL DAVIS

Posted on 08/01/2007 12:18:52 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd

LAND O' LAKES, Fla. (AP) - There was a time when nothing could keep Michael Francis Wiley from behind the wheel—not even a triple amputation that makes simple tasks like tying a shoe impossible. Even police, who busted Wiley so many times that it's now a felony for him to drive, couldn't stop him.

But now he is at the end of the road: He is scheduled to face a judge Friday for sentencing on a new round of felony traffic and drug possession charges. Prosecutors want to put him in jail for five years, and this time, Wiley says he's turning in the keys for good.

"I'm beat. The white flag is up," said Wiley, 40, from behind thick glass in the Pasco County Jail. "You can only bang your head against the wall so long before it hurts."

Wiley lost his arms and most of his left leg in a 1980 accident when he was 13. He fell off an elevated train platform while fooling around at an abandoned switching station in New York City, and grabbed a live electrical line to break his fall. He touched metal while trying to regain his footing, and roughly 11,000 volts of electricity surged through his arms and legs.

He learned to live without limbs. He taught himself to drive. He starts the car with his toes, shifts with his knee and steers with the stump of his left arm. He turns on the lights with his teeth.

Driving, he says, is one of the few things that lets him feel free and exert his independence.

"I'm an excellent driver," Wiley said. "It is something I can do well by myself. I've been thoroughly tested by the department of motor vehicles and I passed with flying colors."

On that point, authorities disagree. His clashes with authorities over his driving habits date back two decades.

He once had a valid license, but it has been suspended several times for motor vehicle and drug infractions. Wiley has said he turned to drugs—both prescription and illegal—to numb his chronic pain.

He's been accused of everything from sneaking drugs into jail in his prosthetic leg, possessing marijuana while driving to kicking a Florida Highway Patrol officer investigating a crash. He's led police on chases.

He has 12 convictions for felony driving with a suspended license since 1996, according to Florida Department of Corrections records. And though he's served prison time for five of them, until now, it's never been enough to keep him off the road.

"It's something I can do independently. I know it's wrong, but it's something I can do by myself," Wiley said.

Wiley was already facing felony charges of driving without a license on May 8 when a police officer spotted him behind the wheel of a blue Ford Explorer at a convenience store. The officer told him to wait while he ran a license check.

He put the truck in gear and sped off, according to the arrest report. Officers pursued, but called off the chase because the Ford was zipping through oncoming traffic in a "reckless" manner. Wiley was arrested the next day and charged with fleeing.

Wiley won't discuss the specifics of his case, but said fear of drug withdrawal is one of the reasons he fled.

In June, Wiley entered a no contest plea to a variety of driving and drug charges. He plans to ask the judge for mercy and hopes to get sentenced to a drug treatment program. His attorney, John Hooker of Tampa, said it is unlikely Wiley will avoid a prison sentence.

"It's sad to say. I just hope the system has not given up on him," Hooker said. "He hasn't hurt anyone but himself and his family."

When it's all over, Wiley plans to go somewhere far away, where police won't recognize him on site.

"I don't like the idea that I'm Pasco County's most notorious driver. That's hype," Wiley said. "I'm not public enemy No. 1. I'm just a regular guy with some handicaps. I made a few mistakes. I'm sorry and I'm paying for them."


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: armless; chatroom
He's been accused of everything from sneaking drugs into jail in his prosthetic leg, possessing marijuana while driving to kicking a Florida Highway Patrol officer investigating a crash.

I've always heard of the one legged man in an A$$ kicking contest.

I guess now we know who he is.

1 posted on 08/01/2007 12:18:55 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd
Even police, who busted Wiley so many times that it's now a felony for him to drive, couldn't stop him

That's gunna cost him an arm and a, gulp, leg.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go be ashamed of myself.

2 posted on 08/01/2007 12:20:29 PM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Authorities picking on an unarmed man...

Rainman quote:
“I’m an excellent driver”


3 posted on 08/01/2007 12:21:30 PM PDT by Kevmo (We should withdraw from Iraq — via Tehran. And Duncan Hunter is just the man to get that job done.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

And his lawyer is a hooker, no less...


4 posted on 08/01/2007 12:22:14 PM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (You can take the boy out of the country, but you just can't get the smell off his shoes.)
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To: Puppage
His attorney, John Hooker of Tampa....

An attorney who's a Hooker???

Man, the jokes are writing themselves here!

5 posted on 08/01/2007 12:22:20 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd

I could feel sorry for him if he wasn’t so cavalier about risking the lives and limbs of others.


6 posted on 08/01/2007 12:25:32 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Responsibility2nd
"kicking a Florida Highway Patrol officer"

He was a busy guy that day...entering that ^a$$-kickin contest^ and all.

7 posted on 08/01/2007 12:28:40 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: Responsibility2nd
Let's see, we've got the joke over kicking the cop. We've got the Rainman joke.

I guess I'll have to resort to this:

Monty Python Black Knight

8 posted on 08/01/2007 12:30:09 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (May the heirs of Charles Martel and Jan Sobieski rise up again to defend Europe.)
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To: Responsibility2nd
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9 posted on 08/01/2007 12:30:18 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore...)
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To: KarlInOhio

beat me by a nanosecond ;-)


10 posted on 08/01/2007 12:31:32 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore...)
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To: Responsibility2nd
It wasn't me. It was the one-armed man.

11 posted on 08/01/2007 12:40:43 PM PDT by ari-freedom (Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

You have to admire his spirit.

If I were a cop I’d have a hard time slapping the cuffs on this guy.


12 posted on 08/01/2007 12:58:59 PM PDT by dblshot
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To: Responsibility2nd
He's been accused of everything from sneaking drugs into jail in his prosthetic leg

Ahh, the ol' hollow leg. I once knew a girl that had one of those - could nearly drink me under the table.
13 posted on 08/01/2007 1:17:18 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic
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To: dblshot
You have to admire his spirit.

If I were a cop I’d have a hard time slapping the cuffs on this guy.
LOL!
14 posted on 08/01/2007 1:20:33 PM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Shorn, dumb and bleating is no way to go through life, son." Yeah, close enough.)
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To: reagan_fanatic
Ahh, the ol' hollow leg. I once knew a girl that had one of those

I once knew a girl with no legs. Man what she could do under the table...

L

15 posted on 08/01/2007 1:22:53 PM PDT by Lurker (Comparing moderate islam to extremist islam is like comparing small pox to ebola.)
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I once knew a girl with one leg shorter than the other.

Her name?

Eileen.

Sorry. Couldn't help myself.

16 posted on 08/01/2007 1:27:20 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: dblshot

me too... where the hell would ya put ‘em?


17 posted on 08/01/2007 1:32:58 PM PDT by Hand em their arse
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To: dblshot
You have to admire his spirit.

I see nothing to admire about this guy.

If I were a cop I’d have a hard time slapping the cuffs on this guy.

Not me, I have no sympathy for this career criminal, he's got quite the rap sheet:

04/16/2003 INTROD.DRUG,WEAPON IN CO.FACIL 1Y 1M 0D
04/16/2003 INTROD.DRUG,WEAPON IN CO.FACIL 1M 0D
12/18/2003 DRIV W/LIC S/R/C/D FELONY 1Y 2M 0D
12/30/2002 DRIV W/LIC S/R/C/D FELONY 2Y 0M 0D
01/30/2000 DRIV W/LIC S/R/C/D FELONY 2Y 0M 0D
01/30/2000 DRIV W/LIC S/R/C/D FELONY 3Y 0M 0D
01/04/1998 FLEE/ATT.ELUDE LEO/HI SD. 1Y 0M 1D
01/04/1998 FLEE/ATT.ELUDE LEO/HI SD. 0Y 2M 21D
11/27/1997 DRIV W/LIC S/R/C/D FELONY 1Y 6M 0D
11/27/1997 DRIV W/LIC S/R/C/D FELONY 0Y 2M 21D
09/21/1997 DRIV W/LIC S/R/C/D FELONY 1Y 6M 0D
09/21/1997 DRIV W/LIC S/R/C/D FELONY 0Y 2M 21D
08/24/1997 DRIV W/LIC S/R/C/D FELONY 1Y 0M 1D
08/24/1997 DRIV W/LIC S/R/C/D FELONY 0Y 2M 21D
10/27/1996 BATT.LEO/FIRFGT/EMS/ETC. 1Y 6M 0D
10/27/1996 DRIV W/LIC S/R/C/D FELONY 1Y 6M 0D
10/27/1996 LEAVE CRASH W/INJURY 1Y 6M 0D
10/27/1996 BATT.LEO/FIRFGT/EMS/ETC. 0Y 2M 21D
10/27/1996 DRIV W/LIC S/R/C/D FELONY 0Y 2M 21D
10/27/1996 LEAVE CRASH W/INJURY 0Y 2M 21D
11/27/1986 TRAFFIC IN STOLEN PROPERTY 3Y 0M 0D
11/22/1986 TRAFFIC IN STOLEN PROPERTY 3Y 0M 0D
11/28/1986 TRAFFIC IN STOLEN PROPERTY 3Y 0M 0D
06/12/1986 BURG/DWELL/OCCUP.CONVEY 3Y 0M 0D
06/12/1986 GRAND THEFT,$300 LESS &20,000 3Y 0M 0D
12/10/1984 GRAND THEFT,$300 LESS &20,000 3Y 0M 0D
12/10/1984 GRAND THEFT,$300 LESS &20,000 5Y 0M 0D
12/10/1984 GRAND THEFT MOTOR VEHICLE 3Y 0M 0D

He should have stayed on 'That 70's Show' instead of getting
into all that trouble...

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18 posted on 08/01/2007 2:25:40 PM PDT by mkjessup (Jan 20, 2009 - "We Don't Know. Where Rudy Went. Just Glad He's Not. The President. Burma Shave.")
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