[Hazwaste]

This animal killed his neighbors execution style, and wants to tell a joke as his last statement prior to his own execution. The AP is enabling him by publishing his story.

What a world.

[Borges]

Right before he states the punchilne they should pull the plug and yell “Joke’s on you!”

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

I nominate: “Take my life—please!”

[Red Badger]

Always leave ‘em wanting more.......

[Republican Red]

“I’d rather be in Philadelphia”

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Is he going to flash his tie and run his fingers through his hair like Letterman does afterwards?

[martin_fierro]

Dying is easy.

Comedy is hard.

[SmithL]

Wow! Tough Crowd!

[HaveHadEnough]

Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "Earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "Tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "Fire!!"

[Hazwaste]

Reports of my demise have been greatly....ARRRGH!

[reagan_fanatic]

“A murderer, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a death chamber...”

[dforest]

I hope this POS is alive long enough to hear the boos and jeers.

[no dems]

That will be his LAST laugh.

[mdittmar]

I got a joke for this terrible waste of skin.

Knock,knock.
Who's there?
Dead man walking.

Ha!

[TDA2]

Cut his tongue out and feed it to him. Then let him tell his funny little joke.

[TexasRepublic]

When that murderer stands before God, it won’t be a joke.

[cake_crumb]

Gosh, he wants to tell a joke, see? Even cold blooded, ultiple murderers have redeeming qualities (gag), we should release him and not add to our crime of allowing Tootsie or whatever to die.

If we insensitive Neanderthals allow another killer to be killed, our punishment will be....a bad joke, exacerbated millions of times by media repetition. Adding insult to injury. And adding, and adding, and adding...

[Loyalist]

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

[mamelukesabre]

This is really really sad. I don’t understand his desire for jokes. I think I believe him when he says he doesn’t remember all of it clearly. But I don’t understand him wanting to turn this into a comedy routine.