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[Dennis]Kucinich raises his funds one dollar at a time (Laugh Riot!!)
The Las Vegas Sun ^ | June 11, 2007 | Brendan Buhler

Posted on 06/11/2007 9:33:00 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

Long-shot presidential candidate's event dwarfed by competitors'

The steamroller that is Dennis Kucinich's presidential campaign rolled into Las Vegas on Saturday night for a fundraising dinner.

The exclusive $25-per-plate dinner for the long shot Democratic aspirant, at Tipps Thai Cuisine on Spring Mountain Road, had the potential, what with the silent auction and all, to raise thousands of dollars for the elfin peace candidate. Thousands. Probably not five figures, but definitely thousands.

The math:

About 70 true-blue Kucinichites showed. For various reasons, two or three more people ate, and those guys count on the expenses side of the event, even though at least two of them weren't paying (newspaper photographers always do this).

Seventy people times $25 apiece income totals $1,750.

Now deduct the cost, which was $12 a dinner.

That's 72 people times $12, or $864. Total funds raised?

$886.

But there was more. At 8 p.m., exactly $300 had been bid in the silent auction, which included massage gift certificates, gem necklaces and a consultation in "Business Voodoo," the flier for which advises, "as we transition from the age of Pisces to the age of Aquarius, people will transition individually to live in the reality of the future to bring it to life today," and that Kucinich will be president in the dawning age of Aquarius.

The auction ended with a flurry of bids, driving the total up to, say, $500. Add to that the total from little donation envelopes. If they gave as much as they did for the auction, that would be another $500.

So total income: $1,886.

Deduct $400 for Kucinich's coach ticket from D.C. and we're left with $1,486.

Is the presidency being bought?

Not at these prices.

But that's the Kucinich campaign. Genuine, quirky, tiny. Like the man himself.

The event drew what looked like the entire Las Vegas population of cars with liberal bumper stickers. They included the usual stickers for peace, for impeachment and for Greenpeace. Also, one that said, "I poke badgers with spoons."

When the Ohio congressman arrived at 8 p.m., he shook the hand of every supporter in the room. It took five minutes.

Then one of the evening's organizers got on stage to welcome Kucinich with a 12-string guitar song "concerned with a gathering of energy."

Kucinich followed, saying that the world is interconnected and humanity is "a light of wholeness going through a prism." America yearns for peace, which is why he would establish a Department of Peace. It would not only concern itself with not having wars, but also domestic violence, child abuse and violence in the schools. He'd close the prison at Guantanamo Bay. He'd get rid of all the nukes.

"I speak to you as a practical politician," he said. He mentioned his beginnings in Cleveland, which is odd, since in his term as boy mayor (1978-80) the city defaulted on its loans and he barely survived a recall election.

Question time: An older gentleman wearing a black T-shirt and a white blazer got up and said, "In the book I am writing, I refer to the Iraq war as white collar murder." Which led naturally to health care at the Veteran's Administration hospital, which the man said is the kind of health care everyone should get, adding: "Let's go ahead and call it socialized medicine."

Thanks for your question!

It turns out Kucinich is in favor of a Canadian-style health system, and the other democratic candidates, his friends, are all moral cowards to back anything less.

Other questions: The price of gas? He blames oil companies but also hedge fund managers.

Yes, the Bush administration should be held accountable for war crimes.

When it comes to the Federal Reserve ("it's just paper money," the questioner worried), hedge funds are again the problem.

Impeach Vice President Dick Cheney? Yes!

Then someone asked if he would reinvestigate 9/11. About a third of the heads in the room nodded in sympathy.

Kucinich temporized.

"The American people have doubts about the 9/11 investigation," he said. He vowed to use his House subcommittee to explore some of those questions, "and then we can use those answers to explore other questions."

He was out by 9, driving off to the airport with takeout tofu.

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Brendan Buhler can be reached at 259-8817 or at buhler@lasvegassun.com


TOPICS: Editorial; Philosophy; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Ohio
KEYWORDS: 911; conspiracytheories; defeatocrat; defeatocrats; democrats; denniskucinich; dhimmicrats; dickcheney; diminutivedemocrat; election; election2008; electionpresident; elections; fundraising; georgebush; healthcare; iraq; socializedmedicine; truthers; whitehouse
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I am literally rolling around on the floor...
1 posted on 06/11/2007 9:33:05 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Long-shot presidential candidate's event dwarfed by competitors'

"Dwarfed" is so appropriate for Dennis.

2 posted on 06/11/2007 9:37:27 PM PDT by JennysCool ("The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -Mencken)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Do the logic:

Liberals want the “big money” out of politics, so naturally they raise millions in the name of “the people”....


3 posted on 06/11/2007 9:39:46 PM PDT by Tzimisce (How Would Mohammed Vote? Hillary for President! www.dndorks.com)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I’m not laughing. I find this guy to be a very pathetic human being. I think he truly believes the stuff he says. How he ever got elected to any office at all is a mystery to me.


4 posted on 06/11/2007 9:39:54 PM PDT by basil (Support the Second Amendment--buy another gun today!)
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It would not only concern itself with not having wars, but also domestic violence, child abuse and violence in the schools. He'd close the prison at Guantanamo Bay. He'd get rid of all the nukes.

So while he's at it why not have all the Arabs, Persians, Muslims and Jews come to a everlasting peace and solve the mid-east crisis once and for all!! LOL!!!

Btw, disarming your country in the whimsical (and moronic) hope that your enemies will do the same is a fast recipe to self-destruction & defeat; but considering who'se talking he knows a lot about the subject :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

5 posted on 06/11/2007 9:42:26 PM PDT by prophetic
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When the Ohio congressman arrived at 8 p.m., he shook the hand of every supporter in the room. It took five minutes.

LOL!..He's on a roll.

6 posted on 06/11/2007 9:42:39 PM PDT by jazusamo (http://warchronicle.com/TheyAreNotKillers/DefendOurMarines.htm)
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Deduct $400 for Kucinich's coach ticket from D.C.

Coach ticket? You're kidding; right?
7 posted on 06/11/2007 9:43:46 PM PDT by no dems (Dear God, how much longer are you going to let Robert Byrd and Ted Kennedy live?)
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Yeah but the good thing about Kucinich is that he wears his liberalism on his sleeve. He doesn’t try to run as a moderate or “New Democrat”. He’s sincere in his beliefs. I respect liberals like him and Bernie Sanders more than I do Hillary or Obama.


8 posted on 06/11/2007 9:43:56 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist
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Oh, I agree that Congressman Kucinich believes all this nonsense, which makes him unique among the defeatocrats. If Senator Hillary Clinton actually believed the tripe that eminates from her pie-hole, her negatives wouldn’t be quite so high.


9 posted on 06/11/2007 9:45:41 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (Fred Thompson/John Bolton 2008)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

I agree. Voters can take him or leave him for what he is, since he lets them know. It’s a fairer fight.


10 posted on 06/11/2007 9:52:58 PM PDT by BackInBlack ("The act of defending any of the cardinal virtues has today all the exhilaration of a vice.")
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

A real man would raise one penny at a time.


11 posted on 06/11/2007 9:56:31 PM PDT by Always Right
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

One of the great stories ever posted here!


12 posted on 06/11/2007 9:59:00 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I disagree with everything he stands for, and he may be stupid (and also suffering from a terminal case of naivety), but he isn’t evil - he does wrong because he thinks it is right (small consolation in the grand scheme of things). More than I can say for the other dims he is running against (they lie, manipulate, and do wrong while knowing it is wrong - they do it anyway because they want power).


13 posted on 06/11/2007 9:59:01 PM PDT by M203M4 (Vote Fruity Giuliani or the terrists will win! Abortion & gun control = price for freedumb!)
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To: everyone

Funny stuff!


14 posted on 06/11/2007 10:00:50 PM PDT by California Patriot ("That's not Charley the Tuna out there. It's Jaws." -- Richard Nixon)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist; M203M4; Billthedrill; Larry Lucido

OK OK, he’s had ample reward for his honesty.

;-)

15 posted on 06/11/2007 10:04:21 PM PDT by dighton
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To: M203M4

As an avowed deontologist I agree whole heartedly.


16 posted on 06/11/2007 10:06:23 PM PDT by oldleft
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Kucinich's hot new wife exemplifies the reason a lot of us older guys joined the anti-gov't protests of the '60s.

Looks that old tactic still works...

17 posted on 06/11/2007 10:13:00 PM PDT by etcetera (“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.” Sigmund Freud)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

Bless his heart...his $ haul shows what sincerity gets you in his party.


18 posted on 06/11/2007 10:17:17 PM PDT by Natchez Hawk (Happy Summer)
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To: dighton
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19 posted on 06/11/2007 10:21:01 PM PDT by SantosLHalper (Liberals - The first to cry for tolerance. The first to shut you up when you don't agree with them.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I just keep hearing that “lolly pop guild” song over and over again in my head.


20 posted on 06/11/2007 10:23:04 PM PDT by gilor (Pull the wool over your own eyes!)
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