Caption This Picture of Kerry and Shrum

The Boston Globe ^ | 5/28/07 | Boston Globe

[randita]

Caption this picture of Kerry and Schrum:

[Doogle]

"Sorry John, their right...if you lean just a bit forward, I'll be able to tell you the time from the clock on the wall over there.....

[goldstategop]

Kerry: "I lost because you told me to be for it when I should have been against it."

Shrum: "You're the one who couldn't pick a position and stick to it when the wind shifted direction. Get lost, pal."

Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

[Liberty Valance]

"Careful out there John. We overplayed our hand and
the pendulum is starting to swing back the other way..."

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Shrum: “Dude! I can’t front you any more pocket change. I don’t care if Teresa cut you off!”

[ErnBatavia]

Still wearing that “Can I get me a hunting license here?” jacket, I see.

[MacDorcha]

Shrum “I wish I could quit you”

Kerry “I wish you would”

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Shrum “You smell nice”

Kerry “I would think so, it’s your scent- Ode de Failure”

[geezerwheezer]

“See that broad over there with the big gazoombies? That’s Bill Clinton’s personal trainer now when Hillary is in D.C.”

[Diogenesis]

"Have Novak leak Palme's name. Blame it on Cheney."

[billhilly]

We’re both losers but the little people don’t know it.

[badgerlandjim]

"...and remember... no more blather about Christmas in Cambodia..."

[joshhiggins]

Yup! Two little puncture wounds about an inch and a half apart.

Should of drove a stake through her heart when you had the chance.

[expatpat]

John, your fly is undone......

[MinuteGal]

"Your jacket is one nauseating color."

"So is yours."

"Your scarf clashes with your jacket."

"So does yours."

"We think so much alike, you should be my vice-presidential running mate in '08."

"I accept. Gotta run. See ya later, Shrum, old chap."

Leni

[raccoonradio]

“May I be the first one to call you...loser?”

>>Kerry had slept only two hours the night before. He was sitting in a small hotel room at the Westin Copley (in a small irony of history, next door to the hotel where his grandfather, a boom-and-bust businessman, shot himself some 80 years ago). Bob Shrum, Kerry’s friend and close adviser, couldn’t resist the moment. “May I be the first to say ‘Mr. President’?” said Shrum.

[wheelright]

“John, you should think about another botox treatment. Make that appointment soon, John.”

[GoldHorde]

Kerry: What’s that?
Shrum: I have to poop first.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Doesn't Shrum get credited with the dreaded “Olympic rings” (to use a baseball analogy) by being zero for five in campaign attempts?

[river rat]

A pair of leftist losers

[johnny7]

“Can I get me a hunting license here?”

LOL... he spent a whole day watching “Petticoat Junction” episodes to get that down pat.