Cleaning the T. Rex cage must have been interesting

Northeast Mississippi Daily Journal ^ | May 23, 2007 | Marty Russell

[Coyoteman]

Q. What's harder than getting a pregnant Brontosaurus into the ark?

A. Getting a Brontosaurus pregnant in the ark!

(Noah! Make them stop. I'm getting seasick!)

[Badeye]

I just want to know who’s responsible for the Unicorns missing the sail date....(chuckle)

[ClearCase_guy]

You can't argue with carbon dating because it's how we all got here since dating is essential to the survival of us carbon-based life forms.

Is this supposed to be witty? Or is it just bad writing?

[Squidpup]

Another hit piece - stereotypical derision rather than scientific debate.

[gcruse]

You can debate science, but not religion. Most people can’t be reasoned out of religion because they weren’t reasoned into it.

[Coyoteman]

I just want to know who’s responsible for the Unicorns missing the sail date....(chuckle)

And the centaurs!

[massgopguy]

The Irish Rovers.

[Vanders9]

That is an image now burned into my mind...

[pby]

Creation..."the unscientific view of how we came to be here."

As opposed to the scientific one, like Dr. Crick's, a Noble Prize winner (co-discoverer of the DNA double helix), Directed Panspermia, in which aliens bring life to Earth via rocket ships? (See Dr. Crick's book, Life Itself)

[dontposttome]

Hm. So will the creation museum have centaur and unicorn fossils on display?

[Badeye]

Yep.

Conversely, who’s ‘big idea’ was it to make room for mosquito’s, roaches, and opossum’s?

[twonie]

Trouble is, this boy ain’t got no faith. And that’s trouble. It’s all in the Book, and if he feels that somehow he has to figure until he understands God intellectually, well that’s a very big job and no one is up to it. Sometimes science looks pretty pathetic, doesn’t it.

[dontposttome]

Not to mention pigeons and gophers.

[CholeraJoe]

I thought aliens bringing life to the earth was L. Ron Hubbard’s idea.

[Badeye]

And moles.

I hate moles. Hate em, hate em, hate em.

[gcruse]

The Bible says God made the dinosaurs with man. They both lived peaceably, side-by-side, and were vegetarians.  Neither man nor the animals were meat-eaters until after the flood. The terrible T-Rex may have become a meat-eater after the flood...

[The Blitherer]

You can debate science, but not religion. Most people can’t be reasoned out of religion because they weren’t reasoned into it.

I would highly recommend reading Hugh Ross and C.S. Lewis, in particular his work "Mere Christianity".

[Spruce]

There were most definitely many adult beverages consumed the day the Platypus was created.

[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

Wait a minute, Coyoteman!

No Unicorns . . . No Centaurs!
I think you’re on to something here!
Now if I can just put my finger on it.

Dang! It’s gone! Oh well.

Never Mind!