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Special to FreeRepublic ^ | 19 May 2007 | John Armor (Congressman Billybob)

Posted on 05/19/2007 7:31:38 AM PDT by Congressman Billybob

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To: nmh

Again, there is nothing in the ad to suggest they are gay cavemen. Their mannerisms, style of dress and speech patterns are those of a certain type of heterosexual urban professional.


101 posted on 05/21/2007 1:20:19 PM PDT by durasell (!)
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To: Kellykoop
The only decent ad that Geico ever did was the one with Peter Graves. I love that one. So I put on some tangerine lipgloss and answered the door

LOL - one of my favorites as well!

"I was one lucky woman..."
102 posted on 05/21/2007 1:24:46 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Put illegal immigrants on ICE)
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To: oldteen
Evidently you’ve never had a kidney stone. That’s about as close to the feeling of “labor pain” as any man will ever get.

In that case, I've had a five day labor experience.

103 posted on 05/21/2007 1:28:50 PM PDT by LexBaird (PR releases are the Chinese dog food of political square meals.)
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To: durasell

“Again, there is nothing in the ad to suggest they are gay cavemen. Their mannerisms, style of dress and speech patterns are those of a certain type of heterosexual urban professional.”

THAT is your opinion.

LOL!

You need to get out more - heterosexuals - no way - homosexuals are portrayed and in an unprofessional way. In a very childish way.


104 posted on 05/21/2007 1:35:37 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God) .)
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To: durasell

“Again, there is nothing in the ad to suggest they are gay cavemen. Their mannerisms, style of dress and speech patterns are those of a certain type of heterosexual urban professional.”

THAT is your opinion.

LOL!

You need to get out more - heterosexuals - no way - homosexuals are portrayed and in an unprofessional way. In a very childish way.


105 posted on 05/21/2007 1:35:45 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God) .)
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To: Mr. Silverback
And I've never heard of a man refusing to take pain meds whilepassing a stone, as some women refuse medication during natural childbirth. Whether that's due to men being wiser, or men being bigger whiners, I leave up to the reader.

Maybe it's because the pain meds don't have the same effect on a kidney stone that they may have on a baby.

106 posted on 05/21/2007 1:43:29 PM PDT by LexBaird (PR releases are the Chinese dog food of political square meals.)
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To: nmh

A) What is it in the ads that leads you to believe the cavemen are gay?

B) Would you be happy if they hired Larry the Cable Guy and the tagline went, So Easy, Even a Hick Can Do It.


107 posted on 05/21/2007 2:01:49 PM PDT by durasell (!)
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To: durasell

A) What is it in the ads that leads you to believe the cavemen are gay?

B) Would you be happy if they hired Larry the Cable Guy and the tagline went, So Easy, Even a Hick Can Do It.


I’ve already mentioned why.

YOU need to GET A LIFE!

Enjoy perverted kindergarten humor.

Just don’t bother me about it.


108 posted on 05/21/2007 3:20:21 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God) .)
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To: LexBaird
Maybe it's because the pain meds don't have the same effect on a kidney stone that they may have on a baby.

My post was obviously intended to be humorous. Don't take the ball and run off the field.

109 posted on 05/21/2007 4:42:55 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (A pacifist sees no distinction between the arsonist and the fireman--Freeper ccmay)
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To: Congressman Billybob

The “bird in hand is worth two in the bush”!.


110 posted on 05/21/2007 4:45:56 PM PDT by dforest (Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
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To: HungarianGypsy; Eaker; Congressman Billybob

My Sister’s husband and his sister both got gout in their twenties.


111 posted on 05/21/2007 4:52:33 PM PDT by amchugh (large and largely disgruntled)
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To: oldteen

I’ve heard women who get to compare say kidney stones are worse than labor. Lucky them, not.


112 posted on 05/21/2007 4:53:32 PM PDT by amchugh (large and largely disgruntled)
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To: Mr. Silverback

Sorry, but it’s a subject that holds little humor for me. I ended up in an emergency room and put on morphine to pass a stone.


113 posted on 05/21/2007 5:15:11 PM PDT by LexBaird (PR releases are the Chinese dog food of political square meals.)
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To: Congressman Billybob

I’m sorry too Mr. Dole. But I really don’t think this confession is going to help you to run for President again. Get over it...


114 posted on 05/21/2007 5:17:17 PM PDT by streetpreacher (What if you're wrong?)
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To: nmh
I know, laugh at higher standards too! What’s wrong is right and right is wrong.

That's not the issue here, and I've been around here long enough that you should know better than to allege it. The issue is whether your reaction was over the top. I say it was because the Freeper in question was not promoting homosexuality or even making fun of it.

When someone says a commericail has a "flavor" of homosexuality and someone else asks what a homosexual tastes like, that's a play on the use of the word "flavor," not a celebration of anal sex. If you had said a commerical had a Carmen Miranda flavor and he had asked what Carmen Miranda tastes like, it would have been exactly the same thing. The reason you can't see that is because like far too many of my Christian brothers and sisters, you've had a funnybone-ectomy.

As for “male enhancement” - size isn’t everthing.

I really didn't need to know your opinion or experience in that area. What if I freaked out because you were talking about such a subject in this thread, and said you were promoting sexual perversion? After all, public promotion of one's private sex life certainly would strike some as having a "flavor" of perversion even if the sex itself wasn't perverted. Physician, get out that black bag and heal thyself.

115 posted on 05/21/2007 5:19:13 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (A pacifist sees no distinction between the arsonist and the fireman--Freeper ccmay)
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To: LexBaird
Sorry you had to go through that kind of pain.

I meant no offense, and to be quite frank I'm betting if I ever have a kidney stone I'll be making jokes about it. Heck, I tell jokes about how I got rushed to the ER for massive chest pain and the docs left me sitting in an exam room for three hours while I thought I was dying young. It was traumatic at the time but I make fun of my reaction and imagine what the doctors were off doing...

116 posted on 05/21/2007 5:26:24 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (A pacifist sees no distinction between the arsonist and the fireman--Freeper ccmay)
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To: Mr. Silverback

If I said Carman Miranda probably tasted fruity, would that open up the whole gay thing again?


117 posted on 05/21/2007 10:13:21 PM PDT by durasell (!)
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