Sorry, but it’s a subject that holds little humor for me. I ended up in an emergency room and put on morphine to pass a stone.
I meant no offense, and to be quite frank I'm betting if I ever have a kidney stone I'll be making jokes about it. Heck, I tell jokes about how I got rushed to the ER for massive chest pain and the docs left me sitting in an exam room for three hours while I thought I was dying young. It was traumatic at the time but I make fun of my reaction and imagine what the doctors were off doing...