To: neverdem
Here is a dilemma though. You have a really beautiful girlfriend. You go to her house with flowers and candy. You are about to kiss her and her dog licks her mouth first. Do you still kiss her?
2 posted on
05/12/2007 2:02:38 PM PDT by
Enterprise
(I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
To: Enterprise
Here is a dilemma though. You have a really beautiful girlfriend. You go to her house with flowers and candy. You are about to kiss her and her dog licks her mouth first. Do you still kiss her? 1) The dog does it often, and it was not an isolated incident.
2: The dog did the same thing before our last date, and I kissed her.
3: Kiss her then get tested for roundworms.
3 posted on
05/12/2007 2:07:42 PM PDT by
Gorzaloon
(Global Warming: A New Kind Of Scientology for the Rest Of Us.)
To: Enterprise
Of course I’d kiss her. But I’d be relying on that other health axiom. You know, the one about a dog’s mouth being cleaner than a human’s. Has that one been tested yet?
6 posted on
05/12/2007 2:13:26 PM PDT by
gcruse
To: Enterprise
“Here is a dilemma though. You have a really beautiful girlfriend. You go to her house with flowers and candy. You are about to kiss her and her dog licks her mouth first. Do you still kiss her?”
Did you ever stop to think that the reason the dog licked her face just after you got there was that the dog didn’t want to lick her face after YOU kissed her?
8 posted on
05/12/2007 2:18:16 PM PDT by
DugwayDuke
(A patriot will cast their vote in the manner most likely to deny power to democrats.)
To: Enterprise
Yes. Give her lips a minute for the dog lick to dry and then kiss her. Would you kiss her if the mailman just licked her lips?
To: Enterprise
Kiss the one that’s better looking.
25 posted on
05/12/2007 2:46:59 PM PDT by
jwh_Denver
(Make conservatives, mug liberals.)
To: Enterprise
Here is a dilemma though. You have a really beautiful girlfriend. You go to her house with flowers and candy. You are about to kiss her and her dog licks her mouth first. Do you still kiss her? Off color reply containing the word "style" deleted...
Cheers!
36 posted on
05/12/2007 3:29:12 PM PDT by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Enterprise
Well, as long as I was sure it was just her mouth...
51 posted on
05/12/2007 5:27:53 PM PDT by
Erasmus
(This tagline on paid leave, pending the deportation hearing.)
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