“Here is a dilemma though. You have a really beautiful girlfriend. You go to her house with flowers and candy. You are about to kiss her and her dog licks her mouth first. Do you still kiss her?”
Did you ever stop to think that the reason the dog licked her face just after you got there was that the dog didn’t want to lick her face after YOU kissed her?
Fine. If that’s the way the dog is going to act, see if he gets any table scraps from ME!