Here is a dilemma though. You have a really beautiful girlfriend. You go to her house with flowers and candy. You are about to kiss her and her dog licks her mouth first. Do you still kiss her?
1) The dog does it often, and it was not an isolated incident.
2: The dog did the same thing before our last date, and I kissed her.
3: Kiss her then get tested for roundworms.
3 posted on 05/12/2007 2:07:42 PM PDT by Gorzaloon
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