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Reid: Bush Must Halt Slaying of Terrorist Leaders
Scrappleface ^ | Scott Ott

Posted on 05/01/2007 8:01:42 AM PDT by Sub-Driver

Reid: Bush Must Halt Slaying of Terrorist Leaders

by Scott Ott

(2007-05-01) — As unconfirmed news broke that the chief of al-Qaeda in Iraq may have been killed in a battle with a rival terror group, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid called on President George Bush to step in and halt the slaying of terror leaders.

“It’s a known fact that every time a terror leader is killed, another rises to take his place,” said Sen. Reid. “Therefore, the only way to stop the spawning of new terror leaders is to halt the slaying of the current ones.”

The Nevada Democrat said Mr. Bush should petition the United Nations to send in an unarmed peacekeeping force to protect the known terror leaders from accidental or intentional execution by Iraqi and U.S. forces, as well as by their own colleagues in the terror industry.

“If these guys keep getting knocked off,” Sen. Reid said, “how will we ever build relationships that lead to negotiations and peace treaties? The longer a terror leader stays at the helm, the more we can get to know him. When Democrats talk about bringing stability to the region, this is what we mean.”


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: satire
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To: Bitsy
But, one never knows with the left.

That's what makes it so effective. :)

81 posted on 05/01/2007 10:40:12 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Sub-Driver

Reid figures he is next.


82 posted on 05/01/2007 10:45:28 AM PDT by Fred (Looking Forward to Impeaching the OTHER Clinton)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Explain, please? (slow motor on this end)


83 posted on 05/01/2007 10:46:23 AM PDT by Bitsy
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To: Bitsy

There is no idea so inane that the left might not have actually come up with it!


84 posted on 05/01/2007 11:14:12 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Got it, thanks. And you are so right!


85 posted on 05/01/2007 11:16:42 AM PDT by Bitsy
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To: Sub-Driver

Brilliant! Scott Ott does it again. :-)


86 posted on 05/01/2007 11:38:34 AM PDT by chessplayer
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To: Basheva

scrappleface is the name his grandmother gave to his dog.


87 posted on 05/01/2007 11:43:49 AM PDT by Sub-Driver (Proud member of the Republican wing of the Republican Party)
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To: Sub-Driver

I was wondering how he came up with a name like that for his website. lol


88 posted on 05/01/2007 1:34:35 PM PDT by chessplayer
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To: Sub-Driver
I havta tell ya, when I clicked on this link, I thought it was serious and I was madder than HELL!!

Then I seen the word Scrappleface...
89 posted on 05/01/2007 1:37:15 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (I have a big carbon footprint and I'm not afraid to use it.)
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To: Bainbridge
Is this a joke? Is Scrappleface something like The Onion?

Yes, but isn't it illuminating that one has to ask?

90 posted on 05/01/2007 1:38:42 PM PDT by null and void (The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.)
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To: Pan_Yan

The most unlucky man in al Qaeda. LOL


91 posted on 05/01/2007 1:39:04 PM PDT by Pan_Yans Wife (Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.--William Goldman)
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To: colorado tanker
Sad thing is, I can really imagine Dingy Harry actually saying this.

That's why I didn't even check the source! It never occured to me that it was a spoof; it sounds just like him! Just shows the brilliance of Scrappleface!

92 posted on 05/01/2007 1:59:19 PM PDT by SuziQ
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To: SuziQ

LOL!


93 posted on 05/01/2007 2:03:45 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: Sub-Driver

Reid is such an ass. His world view is so tightly focused he see’s nothing.


94 posted on 05/01/2007 2:05:03 PM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. Reid must go)
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