"Harry, if you don't like the heat, get out of
Congress. Meanwhile, I'm doing it my way."
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Posted on 05/01/2007 8:01:42 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
Reid: Bush Must Halt Slaying of Terrorist Leaders
by Scott Ott
(2007-05-01) — As unconfirmed news broke that the chief of al-Qaeda in Iraq may have been killed in a battle with a rival terror group, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid called on President George Bush to step in and halt the slaying of terror leaders.
“It’s a known fact that every time a terror leader is killed, another rises to take his place,” said Sen. Reid. “Therefore, the only way to stop the spawning of new terror leaders is to halt the slaying of the current ones.”
The Nevada Democrat said Mr. Bush should petition the United Nations to send in an unarmed peacekeeping force to protect the known terror leaders from accidental or intentional execution by Iraqi and U.S. forces, as well as by their own colleagues in the terror industry.
“If these guys keep getting knocked off,” Sen. Reid said, “how will we ever build relationships that lead to negotiations and peace treaties? The longer a terror leader stays at the helm, the more we can get to know him. When Democrats talk about bringing stability to the region, this is what we mean.”
oops, I thought it was real too, guess the guy has completely lost all credibility with me.
You know the world is turning upside down when it gets harder and harder to distinguish Scrappleface from reality.
Dingy Harry has not learned the lesson of, "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak up and remove all doubt."
Everytime Bush kills a terrorist...God kills a puppy.
so did I lol
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Gaaaaaaa!
Is this man smart enough to tie his own shoes!?
Why do voters put utter fools into office?
It’s a joke -
but like all good humor, it has a basis in truth.
Yes, I had to look to see that it was from Scrappleface before I confirmed that Reid hadn’t actually said something this incredibly “liberal”.
D’OH! Fooled again by Scrappleface. Frankly, the brilliance of the site is presenting scenarios about the libs that SEEM so plausible! Can’t you just hear Dingy Harry saying something like this?
Oh my G-d. I choked on my lunch before I realized it was Scrappleface. It’s way too close to the truth.
(...or why are they allowed to post on FR?) :-/
D'oh!
gotta love Scrappleface!
LOL!
Reid makes for a good cartoon villan.
Until I opened it up. I thought it was serious. It is something that Reid would say.
How about: "Every time the Democrats defeat a Republican, the rest of the Republicans start trying to be Democrats."
Of course, since 1995 or thereabouts, the Republicans have been acting like Democrats anyway.
Btw, you did notice that the article was a satire? They really ought to print satire in a different font or something, because it really is hard to distinguish satire from reality when Harry Reid is involved.
The Mods have got to start requiring that any Scrappleface headline contain a (humor) or (satire) notice in the headline.
Too many people are getting fooled by him because he’s so close to the truth.
It’s on....... (better late than never)
I had just finished reading this
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George Tenet Sings Toby Keith
http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=20472
Me too. This wouldn’t surprise me one bit. Dems Own Defeat.
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