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Reid: Bush Must Halt Slaying of Terrorist Leaders
Scrappleface ^ | Scott Ott

Posted on 05/01/2007 8:01:42 AM PDT by Sub-Driver

Reid: Bush Must Halt Slaying of Terrorist Leaders

by Scott Ott

(2007-05-01) — As unconfirmed news broke that the chief of al-Qaeda in Iraq may have been killed in a battle with a rival terror group, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid called on President George Bush to step in and halt the slaying of terror leaders.

“It’s a known fact that every time a terror leader is killed, another rises to take his place,” said Sen. Reid. “Therefore, the only way to stop the spawning of new terror leaders is to halt the slaying of the current ones.”

The Nevada Democrat said Mr. Bush should petition the United Nations to send in an unarmed peacekeeping force to protect the known terror leaders from accidental or intentional execution by Iraqi and U.S. forces, as well as by their own colleagues in the terror industry.

“If these guys keep getting knocked off,” Sen. Reid said, “how will we ever build relationships that lead to negotiations and peace treaties? The longer a terror leader stays at the helm, the more we can get to know him. When Democrats talk about bringing stability to the region, this is what we mean.”


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: satire
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snicker........
1 posted on 05/01/2007 8:01:45 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
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To: Sub-Driver
The longer a terror leader stays at the helm, the more we can get to know him.

Why not? It worked for Castro. LOL!

2 posted on 05/01/2007 8:02:52 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Sub-Driver
Is this a joke? Is Scrappleface something like The Onion?
3 posted on 05/01/2007 8:03:15 AM PDT by Bainbridge
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To: Sub-Driver

Scrappleface is so damn good.


4 posted on 05/01/2007 8:03:30 AM PDT by mainepatsfan
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To: Sub-Driver

Why did I instantly took this as real life?


5 posted on 05/01/2007 8:03:50 AM PDT by cll (Carthage must be destroyed)
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To: Sub-Driver

bttt


6 posted on 05/01/2007 8:04:14 AM PDT by EndWelfareToday (Live free and keep what you earn. - Tancredo or Hunter)
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To: Sub-Driver
“Therefore, the only way to stop the spawning of new terror leaders is to halt the slaying of the current ones.”
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That is probably the most incredibly stupid thing, and there have been many that I’ve heard Harry ‘the realtor’ Reid say.
7 posted on 05/01/2007 8:04:38 AM PDT by IrishMike ( What happens when aliens breed with sheep ? - Democrats)
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To: Sub-Driver

Scrappable Face....but it has the ring of truth! LOL


8 posted on 05/01/2007 8:04:51 AM PDT by Carolinamom (God is pleased to get knee-mails.)
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To: Sub-Driver

ROFL

This guy cracks me up every time. Good stuff, good stuff.


9 posted on 05/01/2007 8:04:59 AM PDT by USMCWife6869 (Godspeed Sand Sharks.)
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To: Sub-Driver

The sickest thing about Scrappleface headlines is I don’t know they’re false until I read the origin of the headline. I could definitely envision Reid saying this in some context.


10 posted on 05/01/2007 8:05:31 AM PDT by domenad (In all things, in all ways, at all times, let honor guide me.)
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To: cll

Because Harry Reid has become a caricature.


11 posted on 05/01/2007 8:05:49 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter ( Who is the Democrat's George Galloway?)
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To: IrishMike

Turn your satire detector on.


12 posted on 05/01/2007 8:05:53 AM PDT by xjcsa (xjcsa...source of number one Google result in search for the word "ecotard" [pleased with self])
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To: Sub-Driver

EGADS. Scrappleface is good. LOL


13 posted on 05/01/2007 8:06:00 AM PDT by tioga
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To: Sub-Driver
Classic.
14 posted on 05/01/2007 8:06:41 AM PDT by unspun (What do you think? Please think, before you answer.)
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To: cll
Why did I instantly took this as real life?

I dunno, maybe because Harry Reid is such a bloomin' idiot. I admit, I missed the Scrappleface thing myself, and thought it was genuine.

15 posted on 05/01/2007 8:06:50 AM PDT by hunter112
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To: Sub-Driver

I can only shake my head in total disbelief.


16 posted on 05/01/2007 8:07:22 AM PDT by yldstrk (My heros have always been cowboys--Reagan and Bush)
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To: Sub-Driver

“It’s a known fact that every time a terror leader is killed, another rises to take his place,” said Sen. Reid. “Therefore, the only way to stop the spawning of new terror leaders is to halt the slaying of the current ones.”

Reid actually said this?

I knew he was a pathetic partisan hack...but this tells me he really is ate up with the goofies.


17 posted on 05/01/2007 8:07:27 AM PDT by Badeye (Yesterday was pretty good, today is shaping up nicely, and tomorrow anything is possible)
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I fell for it just like the SF rube that I am.


18 posted on 05/01/2007 8:07:52 AM PDT by Ieatfrijoles (Grilled cheese sandwiches are delicious.)
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To: domenad

You can’t kill the enemy, what’s the matter with you?


19 posted on 05/01/2007 8:07:58 AM PDT by oldenuff2no
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To: Sub-Driver

Every time we defeat a democrat, a new one rises to take his place.

Therefore we must stop defeating democrats.

On the other hand....

Everytime the democrats defeat a Republican, the Republicans send a new one.

Therefore the democrats must stop defeating Republicans.

But...

Everytime someone dies, a new person gets born, therefore we have to stop dying.

and...

Everytime someone retires from a company, a new person takes his/her place. Therefore people have to stop retiring.

and it should be noted that....

Everytime someone buys a loaf of bread the store puts a new one on shelf - so everyone should stop buying bread.

and finally....

Everytime you eat you then have to go to the bathroom....need I say more?


20 posted on 05/01/2007 8:08:00 AM PDT by Basheva
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