My Ode to Sheryl Crow (aka "I've got an Issue with the Tissue")

self | 4/25/2007 | Self

[Secret Agent Man]

Part of my new ode to Sheryl Crow, aka "I've got an Issue with the Tissue":

and you know
I just don't go
Number 2
Anymore

And my farts, they smell like roses
- Really, I don't release my greenhouse gases anymore -
- That's why I'm a little more puffy nowadays -
- But I tell ya, somedays it's pretty hard keeping that cork up there..

More to come.

[Secret Agent Man]

Thanks to RckyRaCoCo for his prior post inspiring me to start jotting this down.

[Grizzled Bear]

The correct term for evacuating one’s bowels is now “Taking a Crow.”

[Secret Agent Man]

Hopefully this doesn’t alter the commonly-used “Eating Crow” phrase.

[Secret Agent Man]

And yes I know, cause I'm with Laurie
that Seinfeld first did this
but he was being funny
when I'm really being serious

So don't waste paper
just wiping your pooper
help save Gaia mother
one square is super

- you may say, "One square? Sheryl No way!"
I say, 'Hey porky American, stop eating so much!'
Eat some scrub and bark and moss
You'll poop out less and make less mess!

Whoo-hoo! Lets wrap it up and get some tofurkey!

More to come.

[yldstrk]

Sheryl is a dork.

[Secret Agent Man]

I sure hope you know from my postings that I totally agree with you on that one.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

I, Dr. Bogus Pachysandra, declare a diarrhea fatwa on Ms. Crow!

[RckyRaCoCo]

Thanks to RckyRaCoCo for his prior post inspiring me to start jotting this down

Can't take credit for that myself....(some might think i'm another Katie Couric for stealing others work)

I got it from a previous "Cheryl Crow is an idiot" thread

; )

[Ukiapah Heep]

Why look! It's Sheryl Crow and the Poo Pals!

[YHAOS]

Sheryl the Poo?

[Domangart]

I still can’t understand why any one would brag about having/being a perfect Axx hole.

[geo40xyz]

Sheryl, my family has been using "corn kobs" for thirty years so we could buy your music:-()

Starting yesterday, no more cornkobs its to soft paper and NO DAMN sheryl music for every.......

[pipecorp]

is this for Sheryl “Stink-finger” Crow “

[DeerfieldObserver]

Sheryl has been scooping up money by being the spokeswoman for Oldsmobile and Subaru, both are gas guzzlers.

[fishergirl]

“Taking a Crow” - now that is really funny!

[rcofdayton]

Why, no, Ms Crow, I’d rather not shake your hand.

[Loyolas Mattman]

Didn’t you hear, Sheryl joined the Foo Fighters. They will now be known as the “Poo Wipers...”

[Grizzled Bear]

Hopefully this doesn’t alter the commonly-used “Eating Crow” phrase.

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In Sheryl Crows’ case...

[Calvin Locke]

Limbaugh played a clip of "them" saying it was a joke designed to bring "attention".

Can't remember what show the two shrews, er, shills, were on that the clip was from.

[potlatch]